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• Post #4417878

  @cell@shitposter.world aged gracefully into a cat man. still would

• Post #4369583

  guy working at subway told me to google the f-650 and said it was the coolest vehicle ever and that i'd immediately want one as soon as i saw it. when i wasn't floored he said "i thought you drove up in your mom's car, does it actually, like, move?" just make my sandwich bro im not in the mood for ts 😭

• Post #4360457

  flex (they approve anyone, this isn't special)

• Post #4064295

  making a list of things i saw and did in dc to tell my parents about and conveniently leaving out the part where i got manhandled and violated

• Post #3943072

  im very happy with myself now that i have to wear a belt again, but it is super annoying that i didn't bring one with me on this trip and i have to hold my cargo shorts up manually smh

• Post #3744604

  prettyboy reservoir just a week away. woohoo! i am so excited about this information

• Post #3717718

  i so hope count binface wins against farage, it'll be the best timeline

• Post #3709686

  accidentally revealed my power level not once not twice but 3 times at work today and i think the intern is scared of me now

• Post #3634536

  happy 6.7 day!

• Post #3561370

  claude, fuck my husband. make no mistakes

• Post #3561344

  be the reason your support call is escalated

• Post #3561321

  brain, brain, go away don't come back another day

• Post #3461582

  heat stroke? you gotta start using lube man

• Post #3384109

  turns out $10 sunglasses are more than twice as good as $5 sunglasses. and i don't look like a methhead anymore!

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• Post #3319409

  behold, the kansas temporary driver's license. the most ridiculous identification document i have ever been issued in my entire life. you really have to see it to believe it. it's printed on honest-to-god 0.5 ply receipt paper and looks FAKE as FUCK. every time i have pulled it out at a bar, i have either been laughed at or flat out refused service. they don't even bother to stamp it, apparently it saying "KANSAS DL" is supposed to inspire enough confidence that it's re...

• Post #3296133

  cowboys!

• Post #3282299

  cc @Flanker@decayable.ink

• Post #3282118

  ok but scientifically. feet smell differently than other body parts. like they have their own smell bro. dude you have to take your feet out and let me sniff them, so i can compare if they smell different to anything else. it's like for science bro. it's an empirical study. you're my peer and i gotta review you bro

• Post #3282115

  i may be an evil pervert but i am NOT using the vibe coded ai masturbation tracker https://goonmaxxing.goonplex.com/

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• Post #3055800

  my weed card finally got approved!!! :rainbow_sheep:

• Post #2998407

  boss is making me work on the weekend, margarita on the company card time 👀

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• Post #2851773

  adult male fetish

• Post #2839457

  Forget "Quiet Quitting" — The New Trend Amongst Working Millennials Is "Quiet Cumming"

• Post #2836511

  open your mind, not your pussy

• Post #2819027

  and they say romance is dead

• Post #2764098

  >it's real