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• Post #4427440

  Rawr! That’s dragon for “Sometimes I need to be petted and told that everything is going to be okay, and I’m valued and worthwhile.” Rawr can mean a lot of things.

• Post #4412358

  Last thing you see before a cartoon version of me chomps you.

• Post #4364411

  My real name is not what it says on the government documents. My real name is what the villagers refuse to say out loud because they're afraid it will summon me.

• Post #4270195

  Was working on a project and I ended up drawing a mostly unrelated pic. Oops. Oh well, it's pretty cool. #sketch

• Post #4246996

  When you befriend me and pet me:

• Post #4185160

  An old piece of traditional media art.

• Post #4154426

  One's on the bottom, strong is he! Two's in the middle, carrying Three! Three's pretending not to be Three kobolds in a trenchcoat! 🎶

• Post #4107973

  I am not a Yoshi. But I totally could be. :drgn_yoshi_end: :drgn_yoshi_mid: :drgn_yoshi_start:

• Post #3944307

  What if I gave her the generic animated movie bean mouth?

• Post #3937371

  One of my first thoughts today: awaken bacon. Look, I didn't say it was a high quality thought.

• Post #3927041

  Clearly the only way to fight AI is to make pictures that are somehow undesirable to be copied and used to train the models. I propose several layers of jpeg compression.

• Post #3877904

  If you’re a creature, nobody can make you wear pants.

• Post #3875854

  Some wish fulfillment through art. What if I could look down at my forepaws and see a dragon paw? Alternatively: The view right before she gets you. #art #MastoArt #dragon

• Post #3875580

  What’s up, dawgs, dergs, and otherwise inhuman entities?

• Post #3875509

  I should learn to speak like Mojo Jojo. To repeat everything I say in different words. To reiterate, to reword, to emphasize with different verbiage!

• Post #3873262

  I'm inclined to say something flew by my head when I was outside with the dog, tonight. I didn't see anything, but I heard and felt the pressure change on my right side.

• Post #3870854

  Just checking my Mastodon timeline.

• Post #3825481

  I dunno if I have the brain power to paint this right now. But here's a scribble.

• Post #3801135

  Imagine if “goated” meant “suddenly transformed into a goat.”

• Post #3769058

  are angles the new meme? Because I know where you can find three of them: 🔺

• Post #3767172

  It bothers me when ads and shows and modern renditions of Beethoven's 9th Symphony just have the choir singing "aah aah aah aah." I wanna hear "Freude schoener Goetterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium." Or however it's spelled.

• Post #3751619

  “Are you a man or are you a mouse?!” Y’know, given the choice…

• Post #3749292

  Thinkin’ about solar halos and parhelia. They’re super neat, but it’s very rare you see more than a sundog here.

• Post #3731585

  Thinkin' about the least weasel. You can't have a smaller amount of weasel and still have weasel.

• Post #3730981

  Two of my favorite things in one: Chocolate rocks. Almost makes me feel like a kobold.

• Post #3729609

  Listening tonight to Johnny Cash’s cover of “Hurt.” Why? I dunno, I just wanted to have a bad time.

• Post #3721357

  If I were replaced by a lookalike, how long would it take for you to figure out it wasn't me?

• Post #3712726

  Dear physicists: Please stop assuming I am spherical and in a vacuum. It's very unpleasant to be a sphere in a vacuum.

• Post #3692531

  Not me having caffeine after midnight and staying up too late. I'll go to bed if you do first.

• Post #3661498

  I haven’t decided on a middle name or a last name for myself. Any big company wanna sponsor my name? Throw me a bucket of money and I will go by Ren Enjoy a Fresh Cup of Wendy’s Lemonade or whatever.