Ben Haylock :mastodon:

zbender@mastodon.cloud

Mainly: Video product × platform × design × arch.But also: Cybersecurity and cyberworthiness manager. 📺🎛Probably¹ addicted to coffee and chilli<a href="http://SeeDisclaimer.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">http://SeeDisclaimer.com</a>--- ¹Very

Posts

Post #2172937
My kingdom for the Hachyderm admin to approve my account!!!!!!
Post #2172936
Dear the audio/visual socials, Never do I ever want to hear Free Bird ever again. P. S. : Dear the textual socials, Get over the “go the thing for $𝑥, the $4𝑥 will be the best $10𝑥 you ever spend” macro/madlib.
Post #2172934
Amazon: knifes old Kindles “because”. Also requires iOS 16 for their iPad app, so you can’t use an old iPad either. this is how you get to chair The Met Gala, youse guise
Post #2172933
New Honda Prelude tv commercial kicks Gen X right in the squishy feels: All our dreams locked away in storage units. Age-relevant personas depicted. Set to a Portishead soundtrack. Yikes, they got my number, didn’t they! Directed by Justin Kurzel of Revolver. Full credits at https://www.adnews.com.au/campaigns/honda-the-dream-garage-via-special
Post #2172932
Did a 5-hour slow ragu of beef cheek. Ermagerd it was awesome. Red wine, herbs and spices (including cinnamon), stock, two types of tomatoes.
Post #1768886
Yes, it was an earthquake. 4.5 magnitude. From: @zbender https://mastodon.cloud/@zbender/116402560947930335
Post #1768885
Truly we live in the gronkiest timeline: “Nasdaq-listed Allbirds was founded in 2015 as a footwear and apparel company. The company originally raised money on Kickstarter, with a pitch to use Merino wool from New Zealand, launching with its Wool Runners line of sports shoes.
Post #1768882
LLMs &amp; Bots &amp; Assistants &amp; Claws &amp; Claudes 🎵 They know what is what, but they don&#39;t know what is what: they just strut. What the …‽ 🎵