Elise "yuuana" Moreno 🪷
yuuana@wandering.shop
<p>Chicana author of speculative fiction & urban fantasy. NB. She/her. Disabled, ace, biromantic, polyam, pagan, geek. Writes in both original & fandom verses. I work 3+ jobs, unpaid; don't talk to me about "will" to work.</p>
Posts
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Post #3154421
Deer came and monched on my garden, including taking the tops off my tallest tomatoes. Am not a fan.
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Post #2473199
Sleeping late was not an option today - pre-trash-collection day means I have to haul the bins up at a reasonable hour for the neighbors to also use them - so of course the entire neighborhood decided letting me sleep was devil talk On the other hand, a plant fairy gave me several live plants to add to my garden - bell peppers, two varieties of tomato, and some cucumbers. So now I REALLY don&#39;t know what I&#39;m going to do with the inevitable extra okra 🤣
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Post #2473198
GODDAMMIT MINGI, I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, GOOD SIR! https://youtube.com/shorts/S6jP2zswNyM
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Post #2473197
Wait, wait, was no one going to tell me our captain can PLAY HARMONICA????
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Post #2473196
Making an (incomplete!!!!) list of SHINee&#39;s title tracks and then telling us to only pick THREE is cruel and unusual torment The way the community is not picking Poet | Artist is ... well....
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Post #2473195
Other than some critter (possibly armadillo) digging up one of the bell peppers I&#39;d planted right before the storm, everything came through just fine. Even the pepper plant looked okay and I carefully put it back and tamped it down (but if it doesn&#39;t survive, oh well) Flash is still coming to me for food while living up to his name by turning into a dark streak the second I open the front door.
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Post #2473194
on the one hand, I probably need to not lay down again on the other hand, I feel like complete ASS we&#39;ll see what a little more coffee does, I guess
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Post #2473193
Spent most of my Mother&#39;s Day in bed, in obnoxious pain, le sigh So while it&#39;s too early in the month to be doing a sweep the fridge stew, we&#39;re having Army Stew anyway. No recipe, just me and my abuela ancestors.
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Post #2473192
when the writing swerves away from the outline and now you&#39;re being forced to pick which of three cousins is suddenly involved in this mess of a plot oh gods
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Post #2473191
The Week Ahead (May 10) https://ko-fi.com/post/The-Week-Ahead-May-10-D1D21ZCNDZ?fromEditor=true a (delayed) look at my plans for the #writing week ahead, such as those are 😜
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Post #2473190
when you have not had NEARLY enough coffee to deal with the latest YT Ppl Bullshat
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Post #2473189
When your so much of a nerd that you find yourself wondering just what XLOV is saying by giving Hyun Aragon&#39;s sword
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Post #1905621
Why bother having cat toys even on the kitty wish list? These idiots are ENTHRALLED with a crushed up water bottle
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Post #1434636
[*insert endless screaming here*] ... nope. just. blocking and moving on, cuz fuck it, too tired to even rant about stupid people who lack basic curiosity anymore
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Post #1434635
Spotify&#39;s SongDNA might be useful in other instances, but taking me to the credit&#39;s for ATEEZ&#39;s Adrenaline wasn&#39;t it - I already knew it was written/composed by Edenary (in this case, Eden, Maddox, Peperoni, Oliv, Hongjoong, and Mingi), but thank you anyway, I guess? 🤣 Like if you want me to be surprised, maybe don&#39;t take me to a KQ Fam song. 🤣
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Post #1434634
The Captain Kim stories have picked up two interlopers, meaning the series is now loosely planned for ten stories (with room to grow still, of course). Only three have actual outlines, but the ideas keep churning in the back of my head. I&#39;m doomed.
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Post #1434633
for the record, a 20% discount on a router that costs at least 5x (and may be closer to 7-8x, I forget now) what I paid for the one you&#39;re sunsetting is not actually that much of a gift
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Post #1434632
In my morning headlines that I was mostly ignoring, there was an article with an entirely too long headline along the lines of &quot;now that we have so much more music at our fingertips, why do we listen to even less new music?&quot; and I don&#39;t know how to tell you that your techbro friends are to blame, Chad. Might also have something to do with why we have fifty zillion Marvel movies instead of a crop of brand new, wholly original film (or at least not the same old Western...
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Post #1434631
how to tell the genAI biz is completely full of shit, a short story. So I got accepted for a market research survey about genAI companies &amp; when I say it&#39;s very telling how there was exactly 1 place to say anything even close to negative about them.... Q: Who do you trust to protect your privacy? A: [list of companies, no option to say none] &amp; it went on like that. Privacy, safety, utility to my life. Every question, no chance to say fuck all these assholes. Cuz they...
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Post #1434630
for my birthday (today, Apr 19), wife got me an insulated coffee mug with lid and a vinyl sticker to put on it featuring Sannie&#39;s Aniteez. And it&#39;s PURPLE! (She also got me some snapdragon seeds and a couple stress-relief squish kittens. Theme detected. 🤣 )
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Post #1434629
The &quot;problem&quot; with my having to put Gensou on official hiatus is now I need a completely fresh idea for a fic for Kenny. Sigh.
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Post #1434628
&quot;Someone sent you an ecard!&quot; ... yeah, it&#39;s my parents, using an ultra conservative Christian ecard site. 😬 (No, I did not click the link. I don&#39;t hate myself THAT much, yeurgh)
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Post #1129072
I&#39;m not Aghase, so I have no idea how Jackson has infiltrated our lives, but the number of times &quot;DAGFLABBIT JACKSON&quot; is said in this house (mostly by my wife, who knows GOT7 even less than I do) is ... not small. And a bit telling. (yes, yes, we&#39;re old...and if you got the reference, so are you)
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Post #1100145
People tend to not notice because a) they&#39;re almost always black and b) Jjong-bear loves him a long-line overcoat, but that man also loves painted-on-tight jeans.
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Post #1100144
So unrelated to that.... I noticed I picked up a bunch of new followers lately and I&#39;m guessing it&#39;s the paganism that did it? I&#39;m completely fine with that - I&#39;m an out witch, among other things~ ... but one of those Other Things is Shameless Kpop Abuela, so, yeah. That&#39;s your it&#39;s too late, oops, warning. 🤣
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Post #1100143
The way my brain continues to be in denial that it&#39;s been ten years since NCT U&#39;s The 7th Sense....
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Post #1100142
Not me getting blindsided by Bang Yedam yet a-fucking-gain (his cover of With Me bitchslapped me with FEELINGS again 😭 ) SIR! IF I WANTED TO CRY, I&#39;D JUST CHOP ONIONS! 😭 😭 THERAPY BILLS! ALL OF THEM! ADDRESSED TO THIS ASSHOLE (AFFECTIONATE)!
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Post #1100141
not me covering my Spotify crimes behind having Scrivener detected as active 🤣
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Post #1100140
Few things as disappointing as going from the excitement of a comment notification (FINALLY) to ... oh, it&#39;s the fucking art scam again
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Post #1100139
&quot;[x] wasn&#39;t actually a god&quot; ... WHAT translation of that post-conquest codex are you USING?? And also, have you told HIM that, because that was definitely a divinity that was tapping on my shoulders back in the day It has been ZERO days since YT PPL fucking YT PPL&#39;d in front of my salad and everything