Your Future Ex

yourfutureex@metalhead.club

May express opinions some call bullshit. According to <a href="https://metalhead.club/@derthomas" class="u-url mention">@derthomas</a>, I'm "a great source of metal that is so complex you need to listen to it with a calculator at hand". <a href="https://metalhead.club/@Patuleia" class="u-url mention">@Patuleia</a> does not allow me to toot funny stuff. There are times when I toot nothing but links to music from the heavier end of the spectrum - you've been warned. Entries may be edited for aesthetics, grammar, or misspells.

Posts

Post #4487240
How does one attach this to MOLLE?
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Post #4487238
Him: Say &quot;happiness&quot;. Me: Happiness. Him: Say &quot;I ate happiness&quot;. Me: I ate happiness. Him: Shout it. Me: I ATE HAPPINESS. &lt;people around start to notice&gt; Him: Now without the &quot;h&quot;. Me: I ATE APPINESS. &lt;people around give me a look&gt; Me: &lt;thinks&gt; Me: Oh.
Post #4487237
Penny is 1. Badass 2. Aged like milk #StuartFailsToSaveTheUniverse
Post #4487236
&quot;The ingredients of the RAID log have been named after the four horsemen of corporate apocalypse, except each horse has a dashboard, expired Excel licenses, and no confirmed owner.&quot;
Post #4487235
I want to return, I just can&#39;t
Post #4487234
Hell yeah #Iapetus: The Mother Void https://iapetus1.bandcamp.com/album/the-mother-void #ProgressiveDeathMetal FFO #AnAbstractIllusion #NeObliviscaris #EyeOfPurgatory
Post #4487233
Weather: &lt;relentless 38-42C for two weeks - no clouds, no rain&gt; People &lt;gasping&gt;: Mercy! Weather: OK, what about 35C? People: We&#39;re not worthy! We&#39;re not worthy! Two days later Weather: You know what? Fuck you, here&#39;s 45C. People: Mein leben!
Post #4487232
There is a limit of how far I can go in fixing docker containers on my parents&#39; NAS. I just simply don&#39;t possess the mental bandwidth to start wrestling with YAML files and configuration setting just to breathe life into qBittorrent and overcome a &quot;The connection was reset&quot; error message. I should have picked a different industry, defo not IT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Post #4487231
It is apparently the second dog who picked me as their human. Odd.
Post #4117677
This. This will either be the coolest shit, or, knowing AppleTV's Foundation series, the biggest bomb of next year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79GPZSQHBk
Post #4074715
TIL that there are lots of YT videos providing advice to couples who struggle with the shared blanket, defining it as a relationship dealbreaker. WTAF dude and dudette, just use two blankets. Follow me for more life hacks
Post #3854505
I have just witnessed a writer submitting his draft novel to AI to check for inconsistencies and to suggest improvements in storytelling, because "it's better to correct those oversights before submitting to an editor". I guess this is what a slow motion trainwreck looks like.
Post #3737517
> as in "worse than" Regardless of the outcome: how do you get rid of them?
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Post #2127442
#Invincible S04E08 was kinda anticlimactic
Post #2127441
For @DXMacGuffin&#39;s #ProgTuesday: #Shagohod: A Curse That Hides a Door https://album.link/i/1882676103 #PostMetal #ProgRock #ProgMetal FFO #Novena #Rototypical #TheWorldIsQuietHere
Post #2127440
I wonder why the YouTube algo thought I&#39;d be interested in videos which advise on how to treat the &quot;males leaking after peeing&quot;-phenomenon :thaenkin:
Post #2127439
The cloudless starry night at the middle of the effin nowhere in the Hungarian Plains is the perfect backdrop to some instrumental #PostRock: #Törzs &amp; #BarabásLőrinc: Egy Pillanatban a Végtelen - Live at Hortobágy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rytg20a8Om4 https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=rytg20a8Om4 FFO #AlphaDuCentaure #Blarescape #LostInADetail #NowPlaying
Post #2127438
I&#39;ve submitted a 100+ page paper and I&#39;ve added Order 66 and its definition to Glossary.
Post #2127436
Mark 8th May in your calendar - for @DXMacGuffin&#39;s #ProgTuesday: #Karcius: Darkest Heir https://karcius.bandcamp.com/track/darkest-heir #ProgressiveRock #ProgressiveMetal FFO #TheAnchoret #NeilMorseBand #PorcupineTree
Post #2127435
Paper refused, because &quot;GPTZero reported it&#39;s 98% AI-generated&quot;, therefore will not be paid.
Post #1947247
For @vanessawynn&#39;s #GrindayFriday: Exhumed: Red Asphalt https://album.link/i/1855992536 #Goregrind FFO #Gruesome #Haemorrhage #Impaled
Post #1548569
Yeah, I think at ~70% of the votes processed, a 69% supermajority is OK
Post #1548567
For @HailsandAles&#39; #BlackMetalMonday: #Olhava: Memorial https://album.link/t/478631930 #AtmosphericBlackMetal #Blackgaze #PostBlackMetal FFO #ALightInTheDark #RemainingWarmth #Trna
Post #1548566
For @DXMacGuffin&#39;s #ProgTuesday: #Mire: Pale Reflection https://album.link/t/490123017 #ProgressiveMetal FFO #AscendTheHelix #EasternHigh #Stengah
Post #1548565
Replace the word &quot;narratives&quot; with &quot;lies&quot;.
Post #1548564
RE: https://mastodon.cgx.me/@cgx/116403093182812636 Tap metal
Post #1548563
Sounds like a Massive Attack x Tom Waits song is due tomorrow