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• Post #3872801

  Steven Miller is a domestic terrorist and an enemy of the state.

• Post #3462654

  If you did a shot every time she said the snakes name you'd be dead now #monsterdon

• Post #3462578

  Physics is OFF #monsterdon

• Post #3462528

  I'm fine with the 60-foot ape, I just think she'd be cold in that dress... sorry, wrong #monsterdon

• Post #3462509

  Is that mold on the ceiling? Much more dangerous than giant snake. #monsterdon

• Post #3462280

  "Why haven't you notified the rail service?" "We were busy staring at the snake, boss." #monsterdon

• Post #3462102

  Oh, y'all fucked now #monsterdon

• Post #3462075

  Ricky tingy tavi no sa rembo #monsterdon

• Post #3461949

  Not immune to mid-movie lack-of-monster-itis though. #monsterdon

• Post #3461898

  Fake Mac-10, fake scorpion, fake Thompson, somebody had fun. At least they're not using the same gun over an over in every shot. #monsterdon

• Post #3461595

  I like they're doing the work to establish the snake as cool so we'll root for it as a kaiju. #monsterdon

• Post #3461498

  Again with the grass skis? Starting to feel like product placement. #monsterdon

• Post #3461445

  Hey, isn't that the snake from Conan? #monsterdon

• Post #3461400

  Car blows up spectacularly for no reason... and I'm not even mad. Objectively, this movie ought to be easier to make fun of than Zarkorr! because this one seems like it's taking itself seriously, yet somehow it's not. It feels... earnest. Plus, the dubbing is actually not badly done. And that's hard. #monsterdon

• Post #3461302

  Hey, they're making an effort at least. Oh hey look, exciting bad guy action! This movie is great. #monsterdon

• Post #3461166

  Snake in a Bucket! Fun for the whole family! Get yours now! Ronco bucket snake! #monsterdon

• Post #3460942

  Ah, apparently the entire SFX budget went to the SIX sound editors. Makes sense when you've got a single track recording. #monsterdon

• Post #3460488

  Is he bluffing his way out of trouble, or rallying the team at halftime? #monsterdon

• Post #3460335

  Insert stock shot of jet #monsterdon

• Post #3460260

  Wait, the hacker guy is ALSO the token disabled guy? Of course he is. Who else would sit in front of a computer all day and all night besides someone in a wheelchair. 🤨 #monsterdon

• Post #3460033

  Well the good news is it's more than half over #monsterdon

• Post #3459467

  "I'm armed!" (cops not impressed) "he's a postal worker!" "ok, calm down buddy" no easy stereotypes for this #monsterdon 😆

• Post #3458142

  Let's be honest people, the real reason we NEED hashtags is not for search, but for filtering. Which is my way of say I might #monsterdon this evening. You have been warned.

• Post #3412698

  Any immigrant to the USA has already demonstrated that they are of better character than any MAGAt, simply by trying to come here. Immigrants >>> MAGA

• Post #1718724

  So, let me get this straight... ICE and DOGE and Greenland were diversions from the economy and the #EpsteinFiles Venezuela and Iran were diversions from the economy, global warming, and the #EpsteinFiles and now assasination attempts and AI are the diversions from Iran, the economy, global warming, and the #EpsteinFiles? 🤔 It's almost like adding diversions adds problems. :eyeroll:

• Post #1718721

  I am 100% here for the #stagedAssassination memes