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• Post #4067777

  Having a crush on Lynda Carter is mandatory and does not affect your sexual orientation. Thank you for attending my TED Talk. 😍

• Post #2833624

  Everything that anyone has ever said about being in a relationship with a Taurus is 100% true!!! 😂

• Post #2833623

  I wonder what Goth's 2026 Color-of-the-Year will be? 🙄

• Post #2833622

  Warm socks, straight from the dryer! 10/10 💕

• Post #2833621

  We live in strange times! I commented on some lovely photos of wildflowers and someone started ranting, "That's probably just AI. AI sucks." 😂 So... ummm... wildflowers are a thing. They do actually exist and they are lovely!

• Post #2833620

  Okay, we all agree that mistakes were made with breakfast. I just think it's unfair to automatically assume it's the cook's fault, that's all I'm saying. (Said the cook.) 🙄

• Post #2833618

  Someone just used the phrase "Moral Luck" and that's an amazing way of thinking about things. Some of us just get "lucky" aren't put in complex moral situations. We should have compassion for those who do! 💕

• Post #2833617

  Okay, I'd like to hear from the "most compassionate" person in the room, for a change... 🙄

• Post #2833616

  My sister believes I'm going to hell for being gay. Trust me, women are much happier this way! This is basically a win-win situation. 🌈

• Post #2833615

  He doesn't have a pet. Why would you vote for someone like that!?!? 🤔

• Post #2833614

  My sister believes I'm going to hell for being gay. Pfffft! She doesn't know the thousand other reasons!!! 😋

• Post #2833613

  I feel like he's going to do something shockingly stupid tomorrow. Even though it's really expensive, it's probably best if he just spent more time golfing. 🙄

• Post #2833612

  I should start an OnlyFans and then propose to the first guy who subscribes... 🤔

• Post #2833611

  What do you mean I'm not a Historian? Have you even read my posts!?!? 😋

• Post #2833610

  Can I slap the person who decided "hypo" and "hyper" should mean two opposite things!?!? 😡

• Post #2833609

  The only reason I'm bothering to try to get into Heaven is so I don't have to spend eternity with him... 🙄

• Post #2833608

  So, apparently, a mommy deer just had fawns in our yard! I'd be shocked if they are more than a couple days old!!! 😲 My partner was about to mow, but then we noticed a fawn asleep in the grass, so mowing is forbidden! We are the luckiest people in the world! Love you, nature!!!

• Post #2512304

  A straight coworker needed extra money, so he decided to bartend at a gay bar. On Monday morning, he walked into my office, closed the door, and said, "You won't believe what gay men say to me." I might. 🙄

• Post #2512303

  ... fantasizing about a "Silver Alert" for the president... 🙄

• Post #2512302

  (* looks at stock portfolio *) Great! What did he say this time? 🙄

• Post #2512301

  Quick update... OH SHIT! Everything is fucked!!! 😲

• Post #2512300

  Radioactive Cat Poop!?!? TIL that garbage collectors check for radioactive material in the trash. If they find it, they will attempt to find the source. My cat needs radioactive iodine treatment, so I literally have to save her cat poop until it's not radioactive or risk being fined! 😲

• Post #2512299

  I feel so powerful when I break every damn Unit Test... 😋

• Post #2512298

  As if we don't have enough things to stress about, humans invented sports... 🙄

• Post #2512297

  I should get a few more therapists. My current therapist shouldn't have to do this all by herself! 😋 I'm a lot of work! 😂

• Post #2512296

  I don't need the truth, but I do need much better lies... 🤔

• Post #2512295

  Oh, please! I can post faster than the grammar-checker can correct me!

• Post #2512294

  Remembering Lola from the Copacabana. It was a tragedy. I can't even imagine... 🙄

• Post #2512293

  Yes, but... I'm basically crushing the "Stand" ring in Apple Fitness, so... 🙄

• Post #2512292

  I'm waiting for "We need to paint it blue as a matter of national security..." 😕