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Wendy Nather

wendynather@infosec.exchange

<p>Recovering industry analyst, research director &amp; CISO. Senior Fellow at @AtlanticCouncil @CyberStatecraft. Single, childful cat lady.</p><p>General Content Warnings: snark, bad words, even worse puns, occasional flashes of borrowed insight, plugging of selected $employer events and publications, random brain radio songs, multilingual commentary </p><p>BECOME UNPROMPTABLE</p><p>Note: Sufficiently advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from thought leadership. — <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@jwgoerlich" class="u-url mention">@<span>jwgoerlich</span></a></span></p>

Posts

  • Post #4501300

    Crimin’ in flight. #smdh

  • Post #4448690

    Can’t; I’m escaping containment

  • Post #4380279

    Just argued with my Tesla-driving, laid-off tech exec Uber driver about AI. And with a flourish, my #WSIIAX badge announced very loudly, “HACK THE PLANET!!” #PeakVegas

  • Post #4376322

    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@Tarah/117033474618518745 Come take my money! I’m really bad at poker. So bad, that I have to relearn here every year. #yolo

  • Post #4375906

    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@tychotithonus/117037035686131194 attn @fuzztech@infosec.exchange 👇🏼👇🏼

  • Post #4368372

    I kan haz badge 🥰 Thank you @rand0h@defcon.social !!

  • Post #4321525

    I’m in Vegas. May @thedarktangent@defcon.social have mercy on my soul.

  • Post #4290209

    PSA: If you have never actually tried to defend a water or power facility, and you are now going on about the latest cyberattacks, you are earnestly requested to sit the fuck down. Nobody wants to hear your uninformed opinions.

  • Post #4281323

    RE: https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/116983195057231821 I don’t have a book, but if I did, it would likely be a series of rude noises and a tiara.

  • Post #4257408

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@eff/117010000858044866 See you there! Come and take my money; I’m a lousy poker player

  • Post #4252207

    Nearly all the time, when a package arrives, by the time I open it, I remember what I ordered it for and why. This is not one of those times. Was this a fundraiser? Will it get me in to someplace cool in Vegas? Looking at the website and github doesn’t give me enough clues. Can anyone help?

  • Post #4197072

    RE: https://furry.engineer/@kirakira/117000639207892348 I can have different thoughts while I’m still typing the old ones

  • Post #4170579

    Half of my packing for Vegas Summer Camp is stuff for other people. And I’m not even booth staff 😳

  • Post #4144805

    #TIL that Ottawa’s main airport is YOW cc @rmd1023@infosec.exchange #IYKYK

  • Post #4144055

    Okay, Ryan Reynolds is cool. https://gizmodo.com/yes-that-was-ryan-reynolds-as-deadpool-on-the-floor-at-comic-con-2000791359

  • Post #4118235

    #SilentSunday

  • Post #4099856

    INCOMING!! https://youtu.be/g79GPZSQHBk

  • Post #4098240

    “I have usernames older than you.” Well NOW I want to consider handing down my heirloom usernames to my kids

  • Post #4081921

    #Caturday

  • Post #4077852

    RE: https://defcon.social/@defcon/116974933305967853 So I’m hearing DEF CON is … cancelled?

  • Post #4068088

    One of my kids collects their own fingernail clippings. The other kid collects cat whiskers. Yes, I’m sure they’re my kids; I was there.

  • Post #4065878

    RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@mmiasma/116975539895169802 Wait, you have eyebrow hairs??

  • Post #4065188

    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@jessica_lyons/116975358290805981 It’s like getting upset that water runs downhill and spreads out all over everything.

  • Post #4061544

    #FensterFreitag

  • Post #4045723

    RE: https://xoxo.zone/@davidcelis/116970780459348740 Oh hey, non-manager me got one of these too! I should have blacked out too

  • Post #4035409

    This reply is so delicious, I had to share it: Dear Prudence, I was raised in a very liberal home, both politically and socially, and I still consider myself very liberal. My pet peeve is gay married couples using the terms “wife” and “husband.” It seems to me that gays use the term more often than hetero couples do. “My wife this, my wife that.” I was raised that it was polite to use names, not pronouns. This is pretty much the same. I almost never say “my husband said.” I say, “Frank said.”...

  • Post #4035230

    Just sitting here at 6am huffing peaches

  • Post #4014029

    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@gattaca/116963596367074427 Tomorrow, the Slack access gets yanked 😈

  • Post #4009071

    Lying awake at 4am and deciding that I have probably given the same talk too many times

  • Post #4000184

    They trimmed out some of my favorite bits, but still, this is magnificent. https://youtu.be/JEquvyaBCLI