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verb@ioc.exchange

<p>Data Nerd specialising in financial crime investigations &amp; intelligence. Not a fed.</p><p>Passionate about all things security, forensics, data architecture, and ethics.</p><p>Sockz @ Among Us</p><p>Proudly pansexual. I make really good omelettes.</p>

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    @davidgerard Why orange bricks?

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    @yaakov *hugs*

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    @projectgus @jpm I was about to ask &amp;quot;is United a brand of petrol? Or did you capitalise the U in solidarity with a secret underground movement of pies across many different servos&amp;quot; But no, United is a brand of petrol... At &amp;quot;war&amp;quot; with pies. How bizarre.

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    @normjess @davidgerard Um what? If I&amp;#39;ve stumbled across some weirdass thread where you just wanna throw bricks at people, please say so, and I&amp;#39;ll be on my way. No need to create a fake account to reply with a fantastical story. Live your truth.

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    @megahbite Right? All of my mates in Australia are like &amp;quot;we need to build up, not out&amp;quot; argh

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    @Merovius Correct!

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    New beenie, who dis?

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    Why make a briefcase out of metal when it could be brute forced so easily? Did this briefcase find its way into a vintage shop after a some kind of James Bond adventure? What could possibly be contained within?

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    @jpm So like a red herring, so to speak? Fill it with fish and if someone tries to steal it, disappoint them? Still a high asking price, considering.

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    @woodyluvscoffee Narrator: They were not yet mature enough. 🤣

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    @damovisa @NewtonMark Wired also posted an article on &amp;quot;what if we unlock the mysteries of menopause&amp;quot; recently and I can&amp;#39;t regard them as a tech zine these days.

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    @incitatus I have to wonder who is making these decisions. The closure of branches might be driven by shareholders. But if shareholders want to go full digital - like the online banks - then why have other execs demanding 9-5 office hours for non-branch staff? What we learned during the hell of lockdown is that we&amp;#39;re more productive when we&amp;#39;re not constantly interrupted. But if we&amp;#39;re always isolated and cut off, we lose out. Who are these people who want to enforce 9-...

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    @ocean &amp;quot;YOU SHALL NOT BAAAAAHHHH&amp;quot;

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    @ilovecomputers Truly amazing

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    @yaakov They check your bags? I thought it was a body search?

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    @davidgarywood Once you own one, the occasions will arise frequently.

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    @Tattooed_mummy Linux is pretty great, ngl

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    @marcas Grew up surfing and body boarding. Before going into the ocean, we always looked from the dunes (rips, weather, tides). Then looked at the shore line (marine stingers). Before entering. Rips are like a fast track to the big waves out back. Sharks hate waves. If you get stuck in a rip, just coast the freeway out, take a deep breath before each wave. The waves come in sets but you&amp;#39;ll eventually come up again. Once out back, wave hands and swim across and back in. Like a rectangl...

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    @rmbutler83 hey!!!

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    New book. Very happy with this purchase. Signed first edition!!! 💜