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Post #819274
No soy un robot
Post #819273
My oven element just started sparking &amp; burnt itself out. BBQ in 3°C &amp; overcast weather for the save.
Post #819272
Do Americans Like Japanese poetry Time for a high coup
Post #819270
Saint Patrick led the serpents out of Ireland so that Samuel L. Jackson could have motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.
Post #819269
You all know the old saying: if you can&#39;t beat them, annex them. #WBC #Venezuela #Congratulations #DonnieIsAnImbecile
Post #819268
RE: https://mastodon.social/@sushubh/116259153726994170 Fucking capitalism, and fucking for-profit healthcare
Post #819267
This is the winter that never ends It just goes on and on, my friend Some people started shoveling, not knowing what it was And, we continue shoveling forever, just because.....
Post #819266
Every day, I think the regime in the Unhinged States of America can&#39;t do anything more disgusting, and every day, I find that I&#39;m wrong: https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/ice-just-detained-a-7-year-old-canadian Detaining a 7 year old autistic child is just ugh. I don&#39;t have words. #FuckTrump #FuckICE #FuckMAGA #StayAwayFromTheUSA
Post #819264
Behind the scenes of the &quot;sweeping Windows changes&quot; announcement. - Microsoft, probably
Post #819263
Starting a new MAPLE movement, who&#39;s in? Make American Presidents Less Evil
Post #620922
Daylight Time has arrived in Ontario, yet the clock on my VCR continues to blink 12:00
Post #620914
You can&#39;t spell clock without the word cock, so fuck Daylight Time.
Post #620912
Ohhhhhh, I get it now. It&#39;s called the Commonwealth because historically, it took the meagre wealth of the commoners and redistributed it to the aristocracy.
Post #620909
RE: https://mstdn.ca/@bhoutlook/116199483588363785 Not unlike an Escher drawing, this breaks my brain. But, I 100% endorse this message.
Post #620903
Hey, let&#39;s take it easy on the C-Suite folk eating the meals their companies make. I mean c&#39;mon, they usually pierce skin with their fangs &amp; drink human blood, so they&#39;re not used to people food. 🧛
Post #620900
A collection of some of the things that will be illegal in California &amp; Colorado if they don&#39;t stop their overreaching age-verification-by-operating-systems bill: vehicles, stoves, refrigerators, washers, dryers, printers, headphones, thermostats, televisions, set top boxes, DVD players, CD players, robot vacuums, security systems, fast food ordering kiosks, wireless routers, home automation devices, .....
Post #620899
Happy Mar10 Day to those who celebrate.
Post #620898
It&#39;s 18°C in the suburbs just outside Toronto, and now I want to brew some homemade iced tea!
Post #575708
@robitaille@hachyderm.io Crazy fog here today. Warm air hitting the snow cover that's still on the ground. According to TWN, we had a worse winter this year than Calgary.
Post #575519
@robitaille@hachyderm.io How's things? The cherry blossoms out in full force yet?
Post #549603
A movie about The Beatles, but instead of being musicians, John, Paul, George, and Ringo are mecha pilots fighting to save the world from invading Kaiju.
Post #549602
I&#39;m a grown-ass man, but I still don&#39;t like it when my foods touch on my plate.
Post #549601
I Want You To Want Me, Myself, and Irene #RetroMovieASong #HashTagGames
Post #549600
Imagine this: you&#39;re born, you find out you&#39;re the son of god, but none of your friends can come to your birthday because it falls on Christmas. Then, to add insult to injury, you&#39;re upstaged by a fat man in a red suit whose name is an anagram of your arch enemy.
Post #549599
There&#39;s nothing wrong with The Killers, but TD Bank&#39;s decision to licence a song from an 🇺🇸 band for their commercial, when we have so many great 🇨🇦 artists is asinine. Do better Toronto Dominion.
Post #549598
I&#39;ve fucked up at work before, but not destroyed-$300-million-worth-of-advanced-technology fucked up.
Post #549597
Google hitting us early with their April Fool&#39;s Day joke. Google to release new version of Chrome every two weeks beginning in September https://www.androidauthority.com/chrome-two-weeks-3645868
Post #549595
90% of the friction in my marriage comes from the fact that I&#39;m a perfectionist &amp; I like to get things done right, while my wife has a &quot;there, I fixed it&quot; personality. https://failblog.cheezburger.com/thereifixedit
Post #549594
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Post #549592
Old news, but I&#39;m not embarrassed to admit that after watching the Barbie movie, I enjoyed it while my wife did not.