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• Post #4356978

  DEAR PODCASTERS KEEP YOUR CROTCH FRUIT OFF YOUR PODCAST THEY ARE NOT "CUTE" OR "CHARMING" SUCK MY DICK TODD BAZINSKY

• Post #4218585

  @asakiyume@wandering.shop Am I going to be chided for a lack of CW and writing about self-unaliving?

• Post #2570216

  Gentleman Jim Dandy regarded his nemesis, "By all means extinguish my life with your Colt Single Action Army M1873." With a stiff upper lip he pronounced, "Or are you yellow?" Confused, Black Bart spat in the dust. "Whadju call me?" "#Yellow." "It's yell-ah." Bart tilted his hat with the barrel of his gun. "The hell is wrong with ya?" "Fine. How about, 'Or are you...

• Post #2410188

  Lunch for two weeks is prepared

• Post #2410187

  "Oh no, what I refer to as darkness isn't black. I can paint something black. You can hold something black. Anyone can describe black. But black is part of the spectrum of darkness, but darkness remains without black. Darkness is best described as an absence implying one must remember light for context. Yet within darkness is something far more profound than a simple dichotomy. Darkness is everywhere and it will outlast the universe."

• Post #2410186

  "Takashi Hattori, the founder of XNova, an AI and robotics company in Kyoto, has developed a robot he believes could help. The Buddharoid is a monk robot programmed with Buddhist scripture in Japanese and English." I have seen the dystopian future of elderly care — https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/09/testing-the-japanese-airec-robot-for-elderly-care/

• Post #2410185

  "Your honor, may I approach the witness as hostile?" "Granted." "Mrs. Reid, on the night of the incident were you 'drunk on cock?'"

• Post #2410184

  A stillborn #haiku Listening to falling rain At a loss for words #senryu #poetry

• Post #2410183

  "Is this for sports or is this a geoglyph?" Julia's sandaled feet were mere inches from the chalk outline of a large, irregular septagon. The old groundskeeper shook his head, "Why dya wanna know?" "I mean it's here" She waved both hands in the outline's direction. "I'm here. And I wanna know." He took off his Tards cap and wiped his brow, "Fair 'nuff. Willow Creek wouldn&...

• Post #2410181

  3:50 + 3:41 + 4:23 + 3:17 + 12:38 = 28:29

• Post #2125774

  Rain rattled the roof a bit too loud for Sonya's comfort. She paused her video game, "Mooom! Is it raining?" "Ye—" and silence grew. "Oh my goodness, c'mere sugar." Now beside her mother, both stared as bright yellow objects fell to Earth. Sonya stepped outside as mom begged her not to. Peeking beyond the porch's roof, she watched the objects plummet out of nowhere from a cloudless sky. Sonya grabbed one. 1/x #wss366

• Post #2125770

  At the center of the quad was a three meter tall figure covered by a white canvas. Dean Dean Case stood atop a dais with impeccably straightened index cards. He watched as a crowd gathered for the day's festivities. Wednesday May 6th, was the day to honor one Dr. Steven Brewer. Willow Creek Institute's fifth, and most notable, Nobel Laureate. 1/x #wss366

• Post #2109509

  Upon a damp mattress, Snog and Gralz stared at the ceiling as they inhaled the scent of onions brined in an outhouse. Snog was ready for round two. Gralz's smile and her reluctance to pull a sheet over her tits showed they were on the same page. She stopped him as he started to roll atop her, "You're not getting anywhere now, barbarian." "What do you mean?" He reached down to prove his point but proved hers. "Can't do anything...

• Post #2092756

  It's sad that May the Fourth is so commercialized nowadays.

• Post #2092755

  To Ollie's dismay, the kitten sprinted through the #hedge carrying a ring of keys in her mouth. "How #odd." He plopped on the ground. "What would a kitty want with my keys?" Moments later an engine roared to life. Light bloomed on the other side before it exploded in fragments of fragrant green with giant knobby tires tearing up the turf. Leaving a trail of heavy black smoke as it thundered off in the distance, Ollie swore he heard a tiny voice holler,...

• Post #2092747

  "Who do you think you're kidding, #kid?" Tobias glared at the young orc with angry yellow eyes. "Goblin" he snarled, "I'm a goblin. Not a kid." Snog pushed back his shoulders and pushed out his chest, "One of your 'kids' at my age needs help wiping their ass." His thumb thumped his chest, "I slew an owlbear before my svyatkuvannya!" "Impressive." Tobias rose...

• Post #2092745

  Eight Sci-Fi Books That Teach Urbanists the Dos and Don’ts of the Future https://www.planetizen.com/features/137090-eight-sci-fi-books-teach-urbanists-dos-and-donts-future

• Post #2092743

  Hodiaŭ estis varma. Nun la nokto estas malvarmeta kaj agrabla. Mi dankemas por la sanĝo. Ĝis, gekaraj.

• Post #1825679

  Starting September 2026, Google will require every Android app developer to register centrally, provide government ID, and submit signing keys. Apps from unregistered developers will be blocked on all certified devices worldwide. This threatens F-Droid, open-source distribution, and user autonomy. @keepandroidopen #KeepAndroidOpen https://keepandroidopen.org

• Post #1576959

  Oh goodness, I hope I'm not deluding myself into thinking I am a good writer.

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• Post #1576951

  "Shos, come here!" Dinpa's pseudopod waved in the air. "Tell me of the third planet around Doxoriel. Without hesitation, "It's green." Shos slopped into a chair, "#Verdant valleys. Fertile fields of foliage. Emerald oceans. Lush forests." Cilia trembled, "If I do not see green for the rest of my life then I shall be content." #wsd366

• Post #1576949

  Mia skapolo doloras tiel multe

• Post #1576947

  MACBETH, BUT GAY

• Post #1576946

  HONORABLE PENIS

• Post #1576945

  glag a glag

• Post #1576944

  hona mona ding dong wing wang woo

• Post #1576943

  The United Kingdom has decriminalized the foot fetish.

• Post #1576942

  I'm not concerned about werewolves. It's just a phase.

• Post #1576941

  An ice cube that turns to water under a full moon.