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Chris Pitts

thirstybear@agilodon.social

<p>Software delivery coach, personal coach, mentor, developer, team whisperer, mad cat man, mogfather 🐈, foster dad 🐈, ex-diver 🤿, biker 🏍️💨. Less Certified, more Certifiable. Dodgy taste in music and shirts 🎸. Old as the hills. I probably trained your CTO when she was a baby developer.</p><p>Specialist in using HI (Human Intelligence). </p><p>Located somewhere south of London, UK</p><p>Admin &amp; Bill Payer for Mastodon server agilodon.social. Donations welcome!</p><p><a href="https://agilodon.social/tags/nobridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobridge</span></a></p>

Posts

  • Post #4320442

    RE: https://flipboard.com/@tomshardware/tom-s-hardware-c60sbsq8z/-/a-s3Bbvg7GSEeGjC6vzL7ppw%3Aa%3A1829740277-%2F0 So let’s get this straight. Nvidia is guaranteeing a $250 billion loan from a bank already $130 billion in debt, on the promise for a $350 billion vapourware side order of chips. When these chickens finally come home to roost, it’s going down hard 💣💥😱

  • Post #4320441

    I hate to say it, but there might finally be a use for this accursed AI technology https://overpaid.lol

  • Post #4320440

    🍿 “News of the talks [to provide $250billion to OpenAI] knocked Nvidia’s shares on Monday; they closed 5% lower, while the cost of insuring the chip company’s debt against default using a credit default swap (CDS) rose.” https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/28/ai-sell-off-chip-stocks-sk-hynix-samsung

  • Post #3892129

    I was listening to the tail end of Sideways on Radio4 ealier. Something about (physical) models and creating them. Someone was pointing out that the act of crafting a model is a fundamental part of the thinking process, feeling the shape form and making subtle tweaks and decisions as you go. And I found myself thinking “Yes. Software is the same. And AI takes that away”. The act of coding is a fundamental part of the thinking about software.

  • Post #3716066

    A reminder that I am looking around for a new opportunity. So if anyone is looking for someone UK based with a pretty broad, deep experience of software development delivery (teaching, coaching, doing, both the process AND technical side of things) using modern, iterative tools and techniques then do get in touch. Oh, I do leadership coaching as well, helping leaders work with high performing teams for greatest effect. And can help with project rescue when needed. #GetFediHired #FediHired

  • Post #3679435

    Soon…soon… The AI collapse is in sight 💣 💥 #PopGoTheWeasels “The overvaluation of US stocks has now surpassed the level that brought the stock market crashing down in 1929. At a rating more than double that of their British and European counterparts, and the highest since the peak of the dotcom bubble, US equities are in for a hairy decade.” The bad news is the crash could be on par with - or worse than - the Great Depression of the 1930s… https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/investing/stocks-s...

  • Post #3679434

    It’s coming…tick tock 💣💥 #PopGoTheWeasels ‘In a Tuesday note, Bank of America warned that “speculation is hitting extreme levels as high multiple stocks have gapped up demonstrably, an event that has historically preceded a valuation ‘snapback.&amp;#39;”’ https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/bank-of-america-ai-investors-reality-check

  • Post #3660058

    Random, totally left field question. Does anyone have a recommendation for a drip irrigation system for a small greenhouse? Must be available in UK. No mains electricity or water but there’s a small water butt. Preferably something someone is usuing and works well.

  • Post #3167865

    A note from one of my favourite authors at the moment.

  • Post #2392240

    Woah! Ghost in the Machine. Once seen never unseen. These guys (and yes, they’re all guys) are *insane*. And dangerous. The whole premise of AI is based on power. The Nazi “Herenrasse” all over again. Listen out for the telltale terminology from AI Techbros and their enablers around intelligence, the “average human”, geniuses etc. https://kinema.com/films/ghost-in-the-machine-pvxg4p

  • Post #2190333

    Can’t help thinking this section of the full video is incredibly important. @Mer__edith sounding the alarm bells over “agentic AI”. https://www.youtube.com/live/AyH7zoP-JOg?t=50m16s

  • Post #2163283

    When companies refuse to train you, self-training becomes a revolutionary act.

  • Post #2095711

    In a new twist, some folks, myself included, are being asked to develop agentic LLM systems not because they are a good idea, but because “More AI!”, and because “If we don’t, someone else will”. It is making me wonder just how many ethical developers are still out there, and if we are a dying breed. Intelligent Development is out, Bonus Driven Development is once again in 🤷‍♂️

  • Post #2060276

    Some thoughts on the data that&amp;#39;s coming through about the effectiveness of AI assisted software development, and the need to have the basics in place before AI stands even a slightest chance of improving delivery. The Bitter Pill - you’re probably not in the top 5% who can get benefit from AI. https://blog.thirstybear.co.uk/2026/04/the-bitter-pill.html

  • Post #2056022

    This is an incredibly bad idea. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66lbtw2porscqpmair6mir37/post/3mkzsma43zk2s

  • Post #2056020

    Love this essay from Rob Bowley. Which raises the awkward question: if typing was never the bottleneck, what’s the point of LLMs in software development? https://blog.robbowley.net/2026/01/05/coding-has-never-been-the-bottleneck/

  • Post #2056017

    Excellent panel discussion with @emilybache &amp;amp; @tastapod and others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW-4faoku8A Worth a listen for some golden quotes: On training AI to write code: ”we&amp;#39;ve never invested this much in the human beings around us. What does this tell us about us?” On junior developers: “they&amp;#39;re kind of chaotic good” (a quote I&amp;#39;m definitely stealing 🙂)

  • Post #2056015

    Some codebases you just look at and go “Huh? Where do I start?”

  • Post #1953966

    RE: https://mastodon.online/@newsthump/116515700799605289 Or at very least tutted at.

  • Post #1644155

    #socrates26 booked for June. The whole shebang - arriving Wednesday evening sometime since I am interested in several of the Training Day talks (I&amp;#39;m not a morning person, and it&amp;#39;s 1½ hours away, so it&amp;#39;s for the best for a 9am start!) . Hopefully I’ll see some of you folks there. Come and find me &amp;amp; say hello IRL.

  • Post #1644153

    OH: “There is so much work we don&amp;#39;t have time for collaboration” Yep, that&amp;#39;s your problem right there. So close to recognising it, but no cigar.

  • Post #830616

    Just noticed in “What&amp;#39;s new in IntelliJ 2026.1” &amp;quot;Git worktrees: Work in parallel branches and hand one off to an agent while you keep moving in another.” Nope. Nopety nope. No. Nope. NO. FFS. When will people get the message about WIP? &amp;lt;rolls out the standard gif&amp;gt;

  • Post #647582

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@jeremymorgan/116218450146944689 “A formal way to talk to LLMs” It’s code. Code to instruct a code generator to generate code instead of just writing the code directly