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<p>"Didn't spew on the upholstery" - @NewtonMark</p><p>"Follow <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@thewetmale" class="u-url mention">@<span>thewetmale</span></a></span> for your peristalsis, digestion, and bowel related content" - <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@liamvhogan" class="u-url mention">@<span>liamvhogan</span></a></span></p>
Posts
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Post #3854237
Thought Scomo was back in town for a moment
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Post #3853522
Bit wet. #SydneyWeatherTooting
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Post #3299917
Fucking calling it now :tgif:
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Post #1432548
Some absolute good lord what is going on over there areas in the discourse this week
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Post #1432547
I said doctor, is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! to relieve this belly ache?
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Post #1432546
First continuous jog/run in months: 4km at 6:43 pace with some topographical challenges at the end
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Post #1432545
Carlton up by 3 goals at 3/4 time is smack bang in the banter zone. Will be a fascinating watch in the 4th.
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Post #1432544
You watch a succession of long bomb kicks and pressured handballs that don’t go to anyone and yet when you look up the stats these teams both have a disposal efficiency of about 75%. Makes me wonder if there’s an opportunity for more refined disposal effectiveness statistics.
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Post #1432543
I’m pretty quick with memes but I wasn’t quick enough for that moment.
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Post #1432540
:tgif: especially hits hard when your role is suddenly rapidly expanding because a company in the same field recently went belly up. Especially when we&#39;re basically a company of refugees from that other company and still have a lot of contacts so have picked up a bunch of clients quite rapidly that are looking to make up for lost time.
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Post #1432539
Odd kind of a night at the footy. 30 minute storm delay that coincided with a period of no rain but seemed to completely discombobulate the whole game in the 3rd. Like you’re having a traditional #battleofStanmoreMaccas but you’re the munter on ketamine. That said, if your team can have a ho-hum 40-point demolition of a derby rival there’s not much to complain about.
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Post #1031475
I am pleased to announce the high court has rejected Liam’s final appeal against the numerous verdicts passed with regards to his posts about me and my good character and I look forward to the challenges of recovering the costs awarded to me.