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<p>&quot;Didn&#39;t spew on the upholstery&quot; - @NewtonMark</p><p>&quot;Follow <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@thewetmale" class="u-url mention">@<span>thewetmale</span></a></span> for your peristalsis, digestion, and bowel related content&quot; - <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://aus.social/@liamvhogan" class="u-url mention">@<span>liamvhogan</span></a></span></p>

Posts

  • Post #3854237

    Thought Scomo was back in town for a moment

  • Post #3853522

    Bit wet. #SydneyWeatherTooting

  • Post #3299917

    Fucking calling it now :tgif:

  • Post #1432548

    Some absolute good lord what is going on over there areas in the discourse this week

  • Post #1432547

    I said doctor, is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! to relieve this belly ache?

  • Post #1432546

    First continuous jog/run in months: 4km at 6:43 pace with some topographical challenges at the end

  • Post #1432545

    Carlton up by 3 goals at 3/4 time is smack bang in the banter zone. Will be a fascinating watch in the 4th.

  • Post #1432544

    You watch a succession of long bomb kicks and pressured handballs that don’t go to anyone and yet when you look up the stats these teams both have a disposal efficiency of about 75%. Makes me wonder if there’s an opportunity for more refined disposal effectiveness statistics.

  • Post #1432543

    I’m pretty quick with memes but I wasn’t quick enough for that moment.

  • Post #1432540

    :tgif: especially hits hard when your role is suddenly rapidly expanding because a company in the same field recently went belly up. Especially when we&amp;#39;re basically a company of refugees from that other company and still have a lot of contacts so have picked up a bunch of clients quite rapidly that are looking to make up for lost time.

  • Post #1432539

    Odd kind of a night at the footy. 30 minute storm delay that coincided with a period of no rain but seemed to completely discombobulate the whole game in the 3rd. Like you’re having a traditional #battleofStanmoreMaccas but you’re the munter on ketamine. That said, if your team can have a ho-hum 40-point demolition of a derby rival there’s not much to complain about.

  • Post #1031475

    I am pleased to announce the high court has rejected Liam’s final appeal against the numerous verdicts passed with regards to his posts about me and my good character and I look forward to the challenges of recovering the costs awarded to me.