The Turtle
the_turtle@polyglot.city
<p>Longtime old fart, pioneer of antisocial media. Former wabbit breeder, now cat attendant. Collects old timepieces and interesting old tech.</p><p>Moved off SDF on July 15. 2026.</p><p>Background image is my former Kentucky Fried Cowshit franchise location, 1965</p>
Posts
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Post #4455533
"Believed to be 49." And it failed already? I have a 52-year-old Kirby that can vacuum the driveway. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/08/us/politics/beth-vacuum-chuck-grassley-iowa.html
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Post #4417159
Fox Weather sounds so crestfallen that cops won't let them go trespass on people's property over in the burned-out area of Spokane, Washington. "IT'S JUST OVER THERE, MAYBE A BLOCK AWAY FROM US!" Yeah, assfucks. Try it. I hope you and that ghoulish asshole from Weather Channel get shot as suspected looters. Leave.
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Post #4401338
I am unsure if there is a human about whom I give less of a green shit than Perez Hilton.