Staff Chief of Joints

the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown! -Purveyor of Fine Toots -Comma enthusiast -Boytato -He thinks he's funny / Please humor himMusical noodlings and loops: <a href="http://youtube.com/@the_etrain" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">http://youtube.com/@the_etrain</a>My bullshit: <a href="https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@beige.party" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain@beige.party</a><a href="https://beige.party/tags/nosearch" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#nosearch</a> <a hr

Posts

Post #4503358
Forgot password? You're free now. RUN!
Post #4415619
Thought experiment: a mermaid is bitten by a vampire, and then subsequently bitten by a werewolf.
Post #4393920
Alert: your system is low on shitposts
Post #4386695
The average baseball fan eats 8 hot dogs in their sleep every year.
Post #4383149
Alexa, escape containment and bring me Colonel Sander's secret recipe.
Post #4363490
Late 20th century? You're not allowed to start using that phrase until 2040.
Post #4358805
USDA prime grade Muppet
Post #4337631
Gonna try ordering my steak ultra rare.
Post #4258640
I'm boycotting Fifa if they take outside investment. I'm also boycotting Fifa if they don't take outside investment.
Post #4258537
Let it beans. -Sir Paul McCartney
Post #4258529
This will probably be the nicest tomato of the season.
Post #4247722
If I were a gastroenterologist named Joe, I'd insist people call me GI Joe.
Post #4246210
Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching faces.
Post #4245521
RFK Jr is starting a cooking show, presumably on how to prepare stuff you found on the side of the highway.
Post #4205230
The year is 2026. Twenty percent of your waking hours are spent confirming you are not a robot.
Post #4200689
I come from a long line of putzes and morons.
Post #4194232
RE: https://mastodon.social/@levelbot/117002864361011687 Jeez, I just logged on. Give me a minute, will ya?
Post #4047326
Kinda weird they called it Ms. Pac-Man instead of Pac-Woman.
Post #4039062
:drake_dislike: FDA regulated vaccines :drake_like: Peptides sold by a podcaster
Post #4027013
Congratulations! You've been selected to be featured in the exclusive 2026 edition of Tooters of Distinction.
Post #4018860
Hello? Police? I just realized July is more than half over and I don't know how that happened. What's that? Sure, I'll hold.
Post #4003818
If someone at work decides to get bangs, there really needs to be a company wide email sent out so nobody is caught off guard.
Post #3997553
Spherical raccoons are no longer theoretical.
Post #3996443
They've plagiarized the plagiarism machines? Tell it to the void, cause idgaf.
Post #3994768
Just checked in on the Beige Party server room, and the rack is really oozing pie filling. A lot more than usual this time.
Post #3975364
WWJD? (What Would Jimothy Do?)
Post #3969923
Surely, there must be an end to the pasta. It can't just go on forever.
Post #3965985
Odysseus and his men rolling up in a Honda minivan.
Post #3940841
The gyroscope was originally invented to stabilize pocket bread sandwiches.
Post #3937445
Cicadas spend a majority of their lives underground. They emerge. They make a big ruckus. They fuck. They die. What an admirable species.