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telmii_poo@jorts.horse

Fan of societal detritus and industrial leftovers. Enthusiast of flickering hallways and sewer systems. Celebrator of crumble. Lucid in the amerikkkan nightmare. header image: the most absolutely perfect mixture of texture and color. the green is rat poison, the rest is shades of sand and mold.avatar: a frumpy frosting frog sitting atop a frosted cake with silly little mushrooms on it. in the frogs little hand is a small flower.Confused by posts onhere since 2021Posts auto delete

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Post #4498868
Day 9 of poison sumac, the doctor said my case is IMPRESSIVE. I would like to be skinned from head to toe or lit on fire. The rash continues to spread. Nothing helps. I am not getting sick. Fuck.
Post #4498867
I don't even understand poison ivy like??? If it takes days for an animal to react to touching you its not like it knows which plant is the one that is hurting it?????? Also i wasn't even trying to eat you you bitch ass oily fuck
Post #4498866
In other news i found one of the most incredible GIS maps of tunnels i have ever seen and am working on scraping it on preparation for a visit to Europe 👹
Post #4498865
A chamber in a sewer which i never thought i would see which i was sure had been destroyed by progress which i thought would be flowing too hard which i thought would have no entrance which i drove thousands of miles to attempt which i got severe poison sumac for which magically had a perfect entrance for which somehow had passable flow which is untouched by time which dumped dopamine down my spinal cord
Post #4498864
Wearing smart glasses is an open invitation to get punched in the face
Post #4498863
Does anyone here have connections with someone that works with GIS in Berlin? :ablobowo:
Post #4498862
Why so swagless skinny white dudes make the sickest beats???
Post #4498861
You thing reply guys are bad but have you seen the gay porn reply guys onhere??? Shits wild lol
Post #4438700
You guys say so much stuff on here
Post #4438699
Imagine having to inquire about the value of a goose as if it is not inherent??????
Post #4438698
Just saw someone wearing a hat that literally said "I ❤️ PROLAPSE."
Post #4438697
Someone make a post about the golden goose fairy tale
Post #4438696
I remember liking summer hahahaaaaa
Post #4438695
Dusting off all my train riding gear just as the heat dome descends on the continent 🥴😬😮‍💨😂
Post #4438694
Sticker of "mr yuck" with text reading "i yucked yr mom"
Post #4438693
I lay silently in the blazing heat on a fr8 train waiting for it to roll out into the mountains when suddenly a hawk holding a half dead bird landed on a defunct power line next to me. A handful of small birds protesting the capture of their homie followed and attempted to save their friend as the hawk slowly and confidently ripped it apart, barely noting the protests. A worker walked slowly down the line past my car and the train started rolling as the sun set behind the mountains
Post #4438692
i see the youtube algo has once again gotten considerably worse
Post #4438691
just finished a month of choochoo time and after adding it all together i have now done just under 20k miles riding freight :catslinger:
Post #4438690
the sun tried to kill me but i wouldnt let it
Post #4438689
visit the forests of north america while you still can
Post #4438688
Covered in poison oak and stuck in a car for the next 9 hours with people that all are sick of each other this is absolute hell
Post #4438687
one of my toxic traits is that i will play headphone music on a bluetooth speaker
Post #4438686
Ludacris's real name is Chris 😳
Post #4438685
Poison ivy is the most ass thing ever, I'm going insane this shit lasts way too long 🥵
Post #4438684
I see the internet is NOT DOING WELL today
Post #2482213
Dude there was ANOTHER beaver in the tunnels but this one was fucking PISSED and literally CHARGED us slapping its tail and shit dude had ONE STICK he was guarding like bro we don't want yr stick just chill
Post #2393798
if any berlin heads out there have interest in helping a freak find the sewer GIS gimme a holler, i keep hitting dead ends and language barriers
Post #2177634
I can not explain to you how scary it is to run into a live beaver deep underground
Post #989619
cant wait to get nuked from the brand new amazon defense center on the moon its going to be awesome they are surely going to handle this in a chill way that is good for all of humanity in all the books about space and the future its like super chill and fun so we should be good
Post #650631
:hmmyes: