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• Post #4051150

  A perfectly normal serving of ice cream.

• Post #3876766

  Music festival this weekend, so naturally I made myself an app that finds the Apple Music Essentials playlist for every artist on the lineup and combines them into one. Built entirely in @BitRigApp@mastodon.social... from the code to the App Store screenshots to the App Review submission. 🚀

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• Post #3557057

  I’m not proud of my country (quite the opposite.) But I am so, so proud of my state! And I love that our new state flag has become a symbol against fascism. So. It’s a 4th of July manicure. But make it Minnesota flag colors.

• Post #3525188

  Not me, watching an ant singled out from the recent ant infestation that blessed my kitchen climbing over the diatomaceous earth, yelling “die motherfucker!”

• Post #2948683

  Happy Mother’s Day!

• Post #2948682

  I made an appointment with a new eye doctor based entirely on proximity and good reviews. Imagine my delight to arrive and find the window covered in anti-ICE signage!

• Post #2948681

  I’m a pro at two-handed fair isle knitting. I’m a pro at intarsia. But the Project Hail Mary sweater requires two-handed fair isle WITHIN intarsia… on the purl side. Pardon me while I turn my brain inside out and desperately try to find my bobbins.

• Post #2948680

  I’m at a coffee shop next to two 25-ish men talking loudly about being junior associates at some law firm 🤮 But I just tuned into their conversation and they’re talking about how a woman they know is experiencing pay inequity and how fucked up it is and what they’re going to do to fix it. 🥹

• Post #2948679

  There’s this historic movie theater in my neighborhood. Today when I saw “Michael” was playing it was like that scene in Field of Dreams when Ray sees The Godfather is showing and finds out he’s gone back in time. Then I realized it’s the Michael Jackson film, not the terrible John Travolta movie.

• Post #2948678

  Helpful.

• Post #2948677

  I just watched Hamnet and, as an obsessive bibliophile, I feel realllllll guilty that I liked it better than the book.

• Post #2948676

  The 12 pound dog who talks a big game about what he’d do to that moose if he caught it sure changes his tune the minute there’s lightning.

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• Post #2948674

  Get ready... it's just three weeks until BRB. That is, the Bitrig Bash! We're bringing together amazing folks in the community for a night of FUN during WWDC. Whether you're a @BitRigApp superfan, or just looking to meet cool people, you are so invited! BRB is on Thursday, June 11th. Claim your spot now! https://luma.com/hbytg7n8

• Post #2948673

  Follow me for more pro-tips on making friends as an adult 🌺

• Post #2948672

  I’m not a ballistics type of person, but shooting the “apple cannon” at old demo derby cars and watching gnarly, misshapen apples explode was way more fun than I expected.

• Post #2948671

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@CommunityKit/116647135887262632 I’m so excited and honored to be part of this!!

• Post #2948670

  I understand that I’m not supposed to understand fashion. But what man in Paris/NYC/Milan/whatever decided that women don’t want purses that fucking zip?

• Post #2531944

  Spiders are the only web developers excited by bugs.

• Post #2315213

  I went to dinner with friends tonight and we had lively conversation. But let me tell you how quickly we fell silent when we heard a man at the table next to us say, “so yeah I was a misogynist back when I was in the cult.” All XP transferred to the eavesdropping skill.

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• Post #2152618

  @schwa @BitRigApp that’s amazing!!! I’m just so thrilled, thank you for sharing. If she has any feedback, please have her send it our way!

• Post #2152617

  A local weatherman who I IDOLIZE (truly… I take off work to see him speak on Senior Citizen’s Day at the State Fair every year… yes really) is retiring tomorrow. He wrote up a very wholesome career retrospective. I am so sad 🥺 https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/04/29/thank-you-minnesota

• Post #2152616

  I firmly believe that the English language is fluid and that those who insist on its stagnancy are generally privileged. I read and loved “Word By Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries.” But what the fuck is going on with “winningest.”

• Post #2152615

  Kentucky Derby! ✅ Hat ✅ Mint Juleps ❌ Drink the Mint Juleps. Turns out I still don’t like whiskey.

• Post #2152614

  May the fourth be with you.

• Post #2152613

  I had a dream that my carryon was stolen at an airport by a gang of organized criminals. I tracked it down so persistently using FindMy that the gang leader, who happened to be a young Forest Whitaker, offered me a job. I woke up feeling extra badass this morning.

• Post #1666635

  First row of the season in the books.

• Post #1629766