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<p>§ 512. STATE PIE<br />The state pie shall be apple pie.</p><p>Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE<br />When serving apple pie in Vermont, a &quot;good faith&quot; effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions:<br />(a) with a glass of cold milk,<br />(b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce,<br />(c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.</p>

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    @vitaut@mastodon.social explains why they’re all so bad, though

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@twostraws/117282012663910281 My dirty secret is that I kind of liked the old Xcode project format and would fairly regularly edit them by hand in the past. Alas.

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    Really weird oddly specific dream: last night I dreamt of convincing a group of middle schoolers that the Darién Gap is so named because it&#39;s &quot;大 rien&quot; (big nothing).

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    First meal cooked in the new house: ✅

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    Northern New England gets the Mexico color-grading today.

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    &quot;Optimizing compiler,&quot; they said cmp x9, x8 // if x9 = x8 b.hs 0xd8 // jump to 0xd8

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    My greatest challenge as a parent is discouraging my in-laws from buying too many knock-off &quot;LEGO&quot; sets from Amazon, which are generally nearly impossible to assemble and result in a very tearful evening with the five year old. (yes, zeroth world problems)

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    @shriramk@mastodon.social a young single logician tries to unravel a strange loop of suitors?

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    In Montréal tomorrow and Saturday, will likely have a little bit of free time if anyone wants to say hi.

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    Happy Easter!

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    House construction: last pieces of the kitchen installed--actual faucets!

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    Nebbiolo keeping me company for #Caturday morning piano practice

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    @krismicinski@types.pl models Kris, lives in Syracuse and produces 20000 training datas per day is outlier and should not have been counted.

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    Parenting: both kids podiumed in their skiing division today. Jen: “is that your top life goal achieved?”

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    Had a Tesla come close enough to me (as a pedestrian) to trigger its emergency braking system today. Honest question: if we can have these fancy emergency braking systems, why can’t we have “just prevent the car from going 40mph into a crosswalk in a 25mph zone with stopped traffic in the other lane?”

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    Time to make the Germknödel!

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    House construction: this was the part that had us all the most nervous. Dropping the last ~100kg piece of stone bathroom floor into place with like 0.7cm of clearance all around. Went as smoothly as it could have, though.

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    Kinda losing it over Lucas’ casting (and the characters in general) in this school performance.

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    @infinimatt I would also accept Mr Pupusa

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    10 day forecast (Celsius) 🤪

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    TFW you have to make the kids lunches so you piece the leftover chicken and then you realize you might as well make stock and then you realize the kids need a vegetable so you start cooking some onions and broccoli and then you’re like “screw it might as well make risotto.”