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starchy@infosec.exchange

Currently: covered in cat hair and running shoes, doing tech ops at EFF. Previously: stardust, starsExtremely not a professional account. Tikkun olam motherfucker

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Post #4441357
Every now and then I get a dumb idea and wish I could draw it, but I can't draw, so I don't. The idea that someone else might just prompt a genAI spurred me to suck it up and make bad art today. It sucks, it's probably only funny to a few people, and I should be embarrassed, BUT IT WAS FUN
Post #4390833
this economy? in this economy!?
Post #4366244
While you were busy "getting a dopamine hit from the experience," I enjoyed it
Post #4263913
I once failed to stop my bash "for i in ... do curl $i" from "breaking out" and "hacking into" some stuff, p sure that means it was conscious, please alert the media k thx bai
Post #4254235
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116761451345714633 I once worked at a youth hostel where there was a sign in the kitchen saying "Do not let Timmy dry his socks in the microwave." One night the very Timmy talked me into ignoring it. Reader, his socks caught fire.
Post #4249957
con: you cut me off on the freeway in a dangerous and seemingly pointless manner pro: your custom license plate read "NO AI NO" Calling it a wash, but only because you didn't kill me this time
Post #4221228
living close by a public library is *the* *best* ...right up until their Summer Concert Series has them blasting The Wheels on The Bus directly into my living room windows, you know what maybe those defunding ogres have a point
Post #4023343
teenagers pissed off at Microsoft ▪️ 20+ year sysadmins with one bad config or package somewhere ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️🤝 saying fuck it and (re)installing Linux tonight
Post #3976760
what is a jimothy? I'm jenuinely junfamiliar
Post #3937289
oh good, the port-a-potty is recyclable
Post #3842372
"The best time for tech workers to unionize was 20 years ago, when they had plenty of leverage. The second-best time is now, when they don’t." https://www.computerworld.com/article/4192438/how-to-unionize-your-tech-workplace.html
Post #3768342
Any recs to replace Drop Site for English-language reporting from Palestine and Iran? I just can't with Ryan Grim anymore
Post #3728900
What's this? James Joyce watching any action scene in Slow Horses?
Post #3728718
I came here to post stupid shit and drink onion juice and I am all out of onion juice
Post #3723095
"The fight against face recognition can hence only succeed within a larger antifascist movement." https://r.algorithmwatch.org/nl3/SqI5JKJtCOq7gdX99pXHJQ
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Post #3666596
One must imagine Sisyphus with a thick upper midwest accent
Post #3590668
so anyway, happy 250th birthday to one seriously fucked up motherfucker who probably never should have been born I meant The Cryptkeeper, chill
Post #3587027
more like the Jourth of Fuly
Post #3570812
all right, who's horny for AMERICA 250!!!!! 🇺🇸🛻🦅🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦
Post #3561848
painting my cooler purple, call that the ice in the plum box
Post #3496378
Your Neck is a Beardland
Post #2132969
I&#39;m not &quot;taking a break from recording music,&quot; I&#39;m &quot;fleshing out a post-sound anti-noise direction&quot;
Post #2132968
I can&#39;t believe this new map makes Florida look even more like a dick
Post #2132967
Moby-Dick or, The Whale in the neighborhood LFL, this is not a drill!!
Post #2132966
ok, let&#39;s
Post #2132965
Hey you, do you want an ICE detention center in the East Bay? You don&#39;t look like a complete asshole, so I&#39;m pretty sure you don&#39;t. Here&#39;s how you can submit a public comment against a new one opening in Dublin: https://tinyurl.com/IOD-EA-Toolkit
Post #1704577
My 8 y/o nibling demanded I explain datacenters to him. He does not approve of your spying
Post #1704576
have you considered getting a dog so that I can play with your dog? Thank you for your attention to this matter
Post #1704575
&quot;The risks are neither speculative nor remote. They are foreseeable, well-documented, and exacerbated by... an ongoing military campaign marked by widespread civilian harm and credible allegations of grave human rights violations including genocide.&quot; https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/google-and-amazon-acknowledged-risks-and-ignored-responsibilities