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  568) Bibot. Swings into action to correct misconceptions about bisexuality. No, it's not a phase. Yes, you're "still bi" in a monogamous relationship. No, it doesn't exclude gender-non-conforming people. Then swings away again. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  558 and 559) Saltbot and Pepperbot. Bring you salt and pepper. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  544) Filesbot. For all your office organisation needs. Very good at the alphabet and immune to paper cuts. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  543) Oncobot. Supports you throughout your diagnosis and treatment for cancer. Stays close by for therapies, is always gentle and understanding, stays as long as you need because it knows that recovery isn't black and white. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  542) Hopperbot. A big, bouncy pal you can use as a highly-inefficient method of conveyance. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  539) Noisyneighbourbot. Got people being loud next door? Send this robot round to have a quiet word. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  538) Windbreakbot. Protects you from fierce gusts. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  538) Consciencebots. Sure, Choicebot is all well and good, and Arguebot can be a sounding board of sorts, but sometimes you might need your options more concretely embodied. Consciencebots articulate your dilemmas, but can't tell you anything you don't truly know already. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  537) Dispensarybot. Stores and keeps track of all your medication, turning up at the correct intervals during the day to make sure you take them as required. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  Still feeling wonky after getting dental work done, so for today please enjoy this May Day-themed image of Bigbot from a calendar a few years back.

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  500) Resistbot. The struggle is long. Resistbot stands in solidarity with the oppressed and marginalised the world over. It speaks for the voiceless and fights on behalf of those who cannot. Maybe that's you, today: if so, Resistbot is there, tireless and unflinching. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  499) Guestshowerbot. Carry this robot in your washbag when you stay at someone's house and let it figure out their bizarre shower controls before you manage to drown yourself or burn half your skin off or something. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  495) Touristbot. When you're abroad, avoid cultural faux pas or accidentally ordering twelve massive pastries for three people (ahem) with this guide who tells you what's what. Note that we didn't make the costumes and we're honestly not sure where it got them... #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  483) Spacebot (and Landerbot). Explores space, finding interesting planets and then deploying Landerbot to investigate further. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  486) Superbot. Is it a Birdbot? Is it a Planebot? No, it's Superbot! A heroic robot that comes to the rescue in small robot sized emergencies. Stands up to bullies, helps ducklings cross roads, that type of thing. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  461) Enjoybot. When you feel the need to nitpick some harmless piece of pop culture ephemera, hovers down to tell you to be quiet and just let people enjoy things. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  481) Hotwaterbot. Fills itself with hot water and then hops into bed for a cuddle. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  477) Hammerbot. It's hammer time! Hammers stuff. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  466) Tallbot. Is much too tall. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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  460) Rummagebot. Checks the pockets of clothes before they go in the wash and removes any tissues, money, gig tickets, pens, etc. #SmallRobotsRemastered