sluttymayo

sluttymayo@jorts.horse

i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing nowshitposter and submarine thief/historiancomsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navybeavergirl union lodge #716professional endorsements:"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

Posts

Post #4498242
oh shit. almost forgot to wish fedi a happy dave matthews band bus incident anniversary
Post #4498241
maybe it's a skill issue, maybe i'm not cleaning everything well enough, but trying to assemble anything on regular perfboard is a miserable experience for me. stripboard is 9000 times less painful
Post #4498240
:bing: tuxedo tee shirt :bing: black sweatpants :bing: iron-on satin ribbon
Post #4498239
i looove a woman in uniform ☺️ (aldi cashiers)
Post #4498238
paul is stored in the malls
Post #4498237
:bing: maritime signal flag juliet booty shorts ("this vessel is burning and has dangerous cargo, stay clear")
Post #4498236
when the that you left for monday on friday and now it's monday when the
Post #4498235
i suspect that 90% of the posts my friends share from bluesky etc that are like "omg what is this shirt i found at the thrift store" are plants and are just setting up for the "i 'remade' this design and you can get it here" link to follow, since "this is a replica of an out of print funny shirt rediscovered at the thrift" is more compelling than "buy this shirt i designed"
Post #4224551
yeah the main character isn't named zelda, zelda is the princess. your guy is john zelda
Post #4224550
holy shit yes. this is the one. this is the generic ai slop thumbnail that finally makes me want to watch an ebay live
Post #4224549
animusic pride flag
Post #4224548
amazon dash button for piss
Post #4224547
fart louderdale
Post #4224546
yeag i like that tabletop game uhh floorhammer 9000 or whatever
Post #4224545
hbo stands for "haha boobies onscreen"
Post #4079196
hi im lonk skwonker from the famous movie star works, did u know i am also joker batman
Post #4045485
call 877-woims-now
Post #4028399
there are extra posts on the fediverse only visible if you see it in imax
Post #3900237
turns out an air cleaner or "air purifier" is like a special thing, it's not a regular cleaner , so apparently my double mop darth maul routine is actually just making a mess from the splash and not making the air cleaner. je ne say what
Post #3880056
reverse engineering implies the existence of engineering
Post #3522323
i love when a lady has a fuckass haircut and i'm not kidding
Post #3415794
apparently leonardo da vinci turned down American Psycho, Talented Mr. Ripley, and Star Wars in order to be in The Beach
Post #3403216
mall petty and the blartbreakers
Post #3340056
🎶 at the chupa chupacabrana 🎵
Post #2494744
opening up my big storage trunk labeled "normal stuff" and tossing aside all the rocket launchers and the original declaration of independence and my autographed d. b. cooper portrait and stuff, so i can lift up the false bottom and remove a notebook from the secret compartment: my list of suspects who i think might be the grungler
Post #2409229
mfw there's italian language meta-discourse on the tl
Post #2155160
shooty borts
Post #2099924
infinite procedurally-generated small hudson valley towns
Post #2025208
gender-affirming bath soak after gender-affirming hurt feet from doing the las vegas strip death march in shoes not properly broken in (i'm here for work and didn't bring the right shoes, rest in rip sluttymayo)
Post #2020701