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  gonna... gonna... gonna tweeze

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  turns out there's no point in glaring at buildings blocking my view nor in yelling at them "down in front!"

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  top six reasons to punch fascists: 6/ sends them a clear message using their own chosen medium of communication, violence 5/ demonstrates proper behavior to others 4/ asserts the puncher's moral high ground, boosting confidence in other endeavors 3/ relieves the puncher of having to disobey all the buttons and placards that direct them in no uncertain terms to punch fascists by simply complying 2/ deep, meaningful catharsis 1/ oh my fucking sainted aunt Beverly do they have it fucking...

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  my profoundest declaration to date: YONK YONK YONK YONK *ahem*

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  the only AI-generated thing I'll accept in this whole wide world is fake footage of nude Giorgia Meloni frenetically making out with nude Pam Bondi, but only if they kill each other bloodily at the end. end title card: you're next

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  I bet it's a lot easier to be in existence right now during These Times™ for people who had not already given up

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  miss me with The Odyssey. I'm the one person who hated O Brother, Where Art Thou? and that was the COENS, who never made a Tenet.

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  stop trying to chuck mangione at every social problem

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  you know who loves it when you say "the Temu version of XYZ" (meaning "the poor man's XYZ")? Temu

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  I fucking deplore you if you use X, formerly Twitter, any Meta/Facebook platform, or any product that claims AI as a selling point BECAUSE of that selling point.

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  feeling a strong urge to react to a wrong-headed post about AI by saying "you absolute cheese-chewing berk, learn to use a FUCKING SEMICOLON"

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  i am uninteresting and not worthy of attention. i am a failed writer and am only employed because my employer is even less competent than I am. i have a choice between continuing this job, where I'm really good at a lot of stuff my employer doesn't care about, or finding a new job where I would fall far short

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  i would very much like a beautiful woman to hand me a glass of cold beer

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  today is 100% the actual day, to be marked on my calendar, on which I gave up and stopped giving a shit. feels freeing

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  oops i accidentally lived my life wrong for long enough that everything looks, sounds, smells, tastes and feels unsettlingly off. i'm either insane or a beautiful artist

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  i have come to the conclusion that my eyes emit observation rays that feel like mild sunburn