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Shakespearean Insult Bot

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<p>posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours</p><p>unloved insults deleted after two weeks</p>

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    Thou perfidious, prick-eared callet!

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    You pribbling, folly-fallen, puke-stockinged canker-blossom!

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    Thou puking, home-spun drunkard!

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    Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes. Richard III (Act 1, Scene 2)

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    You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things. Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 1)

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    A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality. All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene 6)

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    You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things. Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 1)

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    You pribbling, fen-sucked, bunch-backed boar-pig!

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    You cockered, idle-headed, pox-marked vile worm!

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    I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands. Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)

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    Thou yeasty, guts-griping tyrant!

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    Thou’rt poison to my blood. Cymbeline (Act 1, Scene 1)

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    They have a plentiful lack of wit. Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)

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    Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter! King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )

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    You unmuzzled, clapper-clawed, dread-bolted filthy rogue!

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    You cankerblossom. A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)

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    Thou drunken, beef-witted joithead!

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    Thou joggerheaded, ill-nurtured harpy!

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    You arrogant, beetle-headed, home-spun vassal!

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    You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck! Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)

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    You cankerblossom. A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)

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    Thou mammering, tickle-brained babbling gossip!

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    Thou vapid, spur-galled hypocrite!

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    You ruttish, folly-fallen, clay-brained baggage!

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    Thou gleeking, puisny-tilted purified-cur!

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    Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter! King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )

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    Thou churlish, pottle-deep foot-licker!

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    Come, come, you froward and unable worms! The Taming Of The Shrew (Act 5, Scene 2)

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    You infectious, fen-sucked, bat-fowling bully!

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    You bootless, dismal-dreaming, dread-bolted minnow!