Shakespearean Insult Bot
shakespearean_Insults@beige.party
<p>posting classic quotes from the Bard himself, and remixed originals, every six hours</p><p>unloved insults deleted after two weeks</p>
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Thou perfidious, prick-eared callet!
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You pribbling, folly-fallen, puke-stockinged canker-blossom!
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Thou puking, home-spun drunkard!
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Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes. Richard III (Act 1, Scene 2)
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You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things. Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 1)
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A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality. All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene 6)
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You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things. Julius Caesar (Act 1, Scene 1)
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You pribbling, fen-sucked, bunch-backed boar-pig!
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You cockered, idle-headed, pox-marked vile worm!
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I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands. Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)
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Thou yeasty, guts-griping tyrant!
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Thou’rt poison to my blood. Cymbeline (Act 1, Scene 1)
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They have a plentiful lack of wit. Hamlet (ACt 2, Scene 2)
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Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter! King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )
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You unmuzzled, clapper-clawed, dread-bolted filthy rogue!
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You cankerblossom. A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)
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Thou drunken, beef-witted joithead!
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Thou joggerheaded, ill-nurtured harpy!
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You arrogant, beetle-headed, home-spun vassal!
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You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck! Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
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You cankerblossom. A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 3, Scene 2)
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Thou mammering, tickle-brained babbling gossip!
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Thou vapid, spur-galled hypocrite!
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You ruttish, folly-fallen, clay-brained baggage!
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Thou gleeking, puisny-tilted purified-cur!
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Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter! King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2 )
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Thou churlish, pottle-deep foot-licker!
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Come, come, you froward and unable worms! The Taming Of The Shrew (Act 5, Scene 2)
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You infectious, fen-sucked, bat-fowling bully!
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You bootless, dismal-dreaming, dread-bolted minnow!