Send the Runners
sendtherunners@mstdn.ca
<p>Parts unknown. Multiple passports. History, baseball, and general whingeing.</p>
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Post #4384738
We Ontarians are supposed to stand together, but it blows my mind that a professional reprobate like Sean Avery has been in three Christopher Nolan films since retiring from the #NHL. Shoresy, yes, that made perfect sense and was pretty entertaining. #hnom https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1936239/
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Post #4377277
Now that what's done is done, I think I can re-engage with this team and start looking forward to next season. Pete Walker has got a couple of projects in Jose Soriano, to a lesser extent, and Spencer Arrighetti, but fixing starters is what he does about as well as anybody. It's been a rough summer for us in Birdland North if you'd like to get out your tiny violin. #bluejays #mlb
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Post #4172658
Just wondering how you get thought of as a foreign policy “expert” despite supporting policies that consistently backfire or lead the country into quagmire. Self-nomination, backed up by a weak press? #uspol #LindseyGraham
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Post #4139581
If your country is one of those ones where they charge to use the bathroom, shouldn’t there be separate rates for ones and twos? A buck for a piss is kind of steep when there are historic fountains all over the place. #czechia #Europe
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Post #4139501
Hey kids. This is what work feels like most days, but don’t worry because it only lasts 40 years or so. Have fun!
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Post #3987195
I'll be setting foot on home soil in #Canada this Saturday for the first time in three years, so being greeted with a red carpet, ticker tape, a 20 box of Timbits, and a cold pint of St-Ambroise Apricot Wheat Ale would be pretty nice. Thanks in advance!
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Post #3915399
I’m guessing 95% of my fellow Americans are unaware of or indifferent to this, but let me ask how we would feel if an IRGC hacker or sleeper cell took out one of our power or water treatment plants. These acts are war crimes and a boatload of admin members will need to face trial for this some day. #uspol https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07/18/world/iran-war-strikes-trump-hormuz?unlocked_article_code=1.ylA.LoDL.LkX9oy59T56M&smid=nytcore-ios-share
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Post #3887799
The first “half” of was a series of unmitigated disasters, so how about we try something new tonight on the South Side? #bluejays
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Post #3860583
Did you know H-Net has been on Mastodon since 2022? Give them a follow, historians, because we're all sailing this rickety pirate ship together. #history @HNet_Humanities@h-net.social @hnet_reviews@h-net.social
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Post #3842112
Temper your disappointment in the #england #argentina match result knowing that we're just three months away from puck drop on another #torontomapleleafs season. #canada
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Post #3841414
At this point in the match and the tournament, the #England hydration break menu should be two pints each of Carling. #worldCup
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Post #3841177
Nazi hiding hyperinflation lovers 0 - England 1. #worldcup #england #argentina
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Post #3798350
@aaron.rupar What does their taste in music have anything to do with it, Mr. President?
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Post #3787497
¿Cómo se dice "va te faire foutre" en español? #france #spain #worldCup https://apnews.com/article/spain-france-world-cup-racism-mariano-rajoy-d794c05fc9ebcbf7876148674c9f8697
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Post #3744643
Hugs and hat tips to Norway, but it’s coming home through enemies new and old. #WorldCup #england https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vat8grXR-go&is=rB0e7nX0NVpLFpXJ
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Post #3628587
Today we are all Belgians. #USMNT https://apnews.com/article/falorin-balogun-suspension-world-cup-e5a5cab5731a916808601be93cb36832
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Post #3510229
What other Satanic office supplies am I going to find here?
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Post #3476942
If you're an expat who'll be spending Canada Day watching America play and America Day watching Canada play, friend, I can relate to just how weird and wonderful it all is. #canada #CanMNT #worldCup
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Post #3475364
If you're one of those diehards who complains about "hydration breaks", you have to do it every single time, right, even as everyone around you tunes your blowhard take out? From the perspective of a middle aged man, I quite like having 3 minutes to go take a leisurely piss and not miss any of the match. Get over yourselves. #worldcup
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Post #3454992
Oh Canada indeed. Had em all the way. #canada #canmnt https://youtu.be/fF62J3vxPdQ
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Post #1177296
Future President Andy Beshear popped in my workplace this morning--not to my campus, but right to my building, and maybe 30 feet from where I now sit--but I was too busy clacking away here to notice and didn&#39;t get a selfie and a handshake. Woops... #uspol
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Post #1177294
Can one complain about an otherwise lovely free breakfast if there were three (!) carafes of hot chocolate but no regular coffee? I can!
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Post #775315
This Yankees-Giants game has been straight up trash, but Bert Kreischer seems to be enjoying himself. #baseball
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Post #523542
With all sympathy to Ankara, It's a hard no on Article 5 if these feckless idiots in DC try to invoke it after and Iran fired a missile at Turkey as retaliation for a war the US and Israel started. #uspol