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• Post #4354870

  Trolling scammers is not fun anymore, they are all AI. It's a lost art.

• Post #4327346

  #DensBigAssFavouriteMovieScenes Number 10. The Shining tricycle scene. Mainly for the way passive audio is used to build the ambiance. Kubrick was brilliant at it, but also the exploration aspect of it.

• Post #4248285

  I don't want to give the Boy George song any airplay, is it as bad as it is made out?

• Post #4239135

  Oi you. Yes you. Stop doom scrolling. Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem

• Post #4229272

  Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "if you are ever feeling bad that you made a bad financial decision, remember, when Vincent Price agreed to do the voice work for Thriller he was given a choice between taking a percentage of the album proceeds or being paid a flat $20K. He chose the $20K" Follow me for more advice from an axolotl. #BennyTheLifeAdviceAxolotl #FollowForMoreAdviceFromAnAxolotl #FollowAdviceAtYourOwnRisk #BennyIsNotARegulatedLifeCoach #termsandconditionsapply

• Post #4211712

  "It's not a genocide though bruh"

• Post #4196125

  Judd Hirsch appreciation post.

• Post #4173938

  It's 2026 and vanilla GNOME desktop still smells like the library.

• Post #4095618

  Jan bunchonumbers is big mad at the Muslin invasion.

• Post #4072584

  Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."

• Post #4060467

  Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.

• Post #4009607

  I would like to create a save point please 🫣

• Post #3983138

  Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers." Follow me for more advice from an axolotl. #BennyTheLifeAdviceAxolotl #FollowForMoreAdviceFromAnAxolotl #FollowAdviceAtYourOwnRisk #BennyIsNotARegulatedLifeCoach #termsandconditionsapply

• Post #3973940

  The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence. Tell them Paul Jav.

• Post #3938891

  Never underestimate the capacity of the Fediverse to find something to be butthurt, triggered, or insulted by, or failing that, find some way to gatekeep something. If only we could harness this energy 🤔

• Post #3933410

  MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce. Sit down.

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• Post #3928557

  After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post.

• Post #3892669

  I want to film a mockumentary in which I go undercover and expose that the AI industry is just an elaborate way to market Asian sweatshops, a whole floor of people sat at their PCs frantically typing as "Thinking...." appears on our screen. "This one wants some python code now!!! Who knew python??" someone screams as the resident python expert jumps from his coffee break and rushes to help.

• Post #3869650

  Every day I feel like Victor Meldrew. So, we know Trump is selling pardons, letting out drug cartel people and ISIS people for $. And no one is doing anything about it. You would think that is enough of an "I don't believe it" moment. But this guy "Boosie", paid $600,000 and didn't get his pardon.... ... So is now suing. Suing because he didn't get his share of the corruption. How the fuck did we get here, how. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news...

• Post #3862299

  When you bought the Clacton by-election on Temu.

• Post #3768362

  If Putin murdered Graham, Trump is going to have a meltdown.

• Post #3759992

  Commiserations on the loss of Lindsey Graham. We know how you feel, here in the UK we recently lost a Queen too.

• Post #3748422

  This makes me sad (makes a sad face and points at cheek to draw attention to tear)

• Post #3717618

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@HakeemG/116893325923197974 "Perhaps we should pick candidates that are good at politics, serve the people, and therefore easily win elections? That would keep the fascists away wouldn't it?" "WHAT A BUNCH OF PRIVILEGED EDGELORDS!" Is it that they are trapped in perpetual mental serfdom? Maybe that's why they think wanting politicians that work for us instead of visa versa is "privilege"?

• Post #3715262

  This is Mark Rutte the Secretary General of Nato, effectively nullifying the point of Nato.

• Post #3713178

  Both Putin and Trump have had their world reduced to high security holes due to death threats as a consequence of their war mongering. Good.

• Post #3708713

  It's kind of mind boggling that there are millionaire owned social media sites incorporating algorithms designed to keep us at each other's throats for their profit and amusement, and people are on them willingly. #Mastodon #Fediverse #OwnYourData

• Post #3704063

  Clarence was beginning to suspect his mother may not be coming back.

• Post #3703965

  The TV I watched as a child in the 80s really gave me unattainable expectations for what life had in store. #AltTextIsAnArtform