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Jonathan Wight

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Posts

  • Post #4363651

    The team who built the dynamic wallpaper feature in iOS should be given massive credit. These daily reminders of places we’ve been and photos of our animals are great.

  • Post #4358928

    Added a cheap fibreglass collinear antenna to my meshcore repeater. Supposedly a 4dB gain. But getting closer to 7. Able to get very good direct signals to repeaters 50km away.

  • Post #4089365

    We need to talk about the “It’s a small world” ride at Disney. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? And why was I not stoned before I lined up. Also have I been brianwashed and will assassinate someone of I hear “it’s a small world” played again. One more time: What the fuck was that?

  • Post #4063326

    I guess I don’t get out much anymore since WFH full time during Covid But the number of men who use their phone while standing at urinals constantly amazes me.

  • Post #3894180

    Things my therapist worked with me on today: - How to survive Disneyland

  • Post #3542163

    I had a dream I was interviewing at Facebook and when lunch arrived everyone was cheering and high fiving over the worst catered sandwich spread you’d even seen. Then when I put on the One Ring everyone at Facebook turned out to be Nazgûl. Obvious in retrospect. Make of that what you will.

  • Post #3394864

    Instead of WhatTheFont.com we need a WhatTheSFSymbol.com

  • Post #3393791

    The year is 2,026. Why do never use the , in years?

  • Post #2445142

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@Sarahp/116528817463261964 For fuck’s sake

  • Post #2133175

    I&amp;#39;d love a swift closure decorator that prevented you from writing to any other variable apart from the ones passed into the closure…

  • Post #2078715

    Reposting this here for folks here who know Raven but don’t necessarily follow him on LinkedIn. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/ravenzachary_yesterday-i-was-diagnosed-with-stage-iv-activity-7455605135948296192-M548 Raven hired me at Excite@Home in 1999. I’ve worked with Raven many times off and on since then on various contracts and projects including helping to start his company Small Society. I have so many fond stories about working with him. My career would have looked very different if I h...

  • Post #1687706

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@kjhealy/116442604909330519 You don’t get this kind of job review from Trump without showering him with gifts and getting your tongue truly up his asshole. Tim Cook’s legacy is this. Nothing else matters.

  • Post #1639339

    Someone tell me this a horrible idea and don’t do it. Take https://github.com/schwa/MetalCompilerPlugin which allows you to use Metal in Swift packages - and configure options - AND declare metal dependencies between metal targets (kinda huge deal but not spoken about it before)… … and then hook it up to metal-dump-obj to extract the metal shader function reflection data… … and hook that data up to a Swift templating lib to generate Swift code for your metal functions… So all metal in Swift...

  • Post #1289983

    I would love a &amp;quot;dont show any system logs&amp;quot; checkbox in Xcode

  • Post #1087087

    First blog post in… 10 years? It went on a bit… and I think there are at least two or three follow up posts on this. https://blog.schwa.io/posts/metalsprockets-gaussian-splats/

  • Post #1028341

    This burrito&amp;#39;s microwave instructions are &amp;quot;1 minute per side&amp;quot;. And now dinner is a fucking topology question.

  • Post #961250

    I really like https://pi.dev/ I (well… it) built voice text interface for itself in in ~90 minutes. This is really going to help with avoiding keyboards more…

  • Post #961249

    So Trump isn’t dead then?

  • Post #961248

    Feelings for NASA are complicated. Everything touched by this administration is toxic. And Artemis is a boondoggle project. But my god do NASA photographers know how to take a portrait and Koch is just magnificent.

  • Post #961247

    Daisy got recognised on the street today from the photos I post of her on Mastodon… When your dog is the charismatic one…

  • Post #961243

    Does developer productivity improve or decline when Claude Code is down?

  • Post #961242

    3rd party menubar managers… what are folk using… - Bartender - doesn&amp;#39;t work reliably any more. Weird acqusition shenanigans not so long ago - Ice - open source but abandoned - never worked too well either - Various ice forks - is there a winner? How are people managing status item explosion in the post notch era?

  • Post #921277

    Been back seeing a counsellor for past several weeks. A surprisingly amount of her responses boil down to “yes but you’re British”.

  • Post #921276

    Back on the old - messing with Metal Ray Tracing silliness.

  • Post #921275

    I was going go to bed early and watch the new avatar movie and then i saw the trailer and thought yup - same old shit - cant be assed.

  • Post #921273

    Same.

  • Post #908055

    So I took @warrenm&amp;#39;s MetalSlug (https://github.com/metal-by-example/MetalSlug) - itself an implementation of the https://sluglibrary.com paper… Ported it to https://metalsprockets.com… Optimised it so it renders all text in a single draw call (from an original 40,000 draw calls…) And then entered the matrix? Every glyph is vector. Whoa. (Code needs a cleanup - it got messy but will put it online soon)

  • Post #880782

    “Trump considers renaming Strait of Hormuz after either America or himself — once he evicts Iran” When this fucker dies I will take weekly trips to wherever he’s buried to piss on his grave. Hopefully sooner than later.

  • Post #831973

    My wife&amp;#39;s first (and maybe only!) kickstarter is funded. She was told the target was too ambitious for a children&amp;#39;s books by the experts on reddit ;-) https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/littleoaknut/lines-in-art

  • Post #736313

    If you’re thinking of flying internationally to attend WWDC if you get a golden ticket (or any other US conference): Please reconsider. Don’t come. You can protest this administration by not coming and not spending your tourist dollars here And don’t forget it’s just not safe to travel here.