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• Post #4392598

  this morning i was reminded to put the bins out by the sound of the trucks and managed to get them out ahead of the trucks, so it could pretty much only go downhill from there

• Post #4392597

  7yo petitioning to change their name to “Shred” so they can claim all the mail in the “Shred” slot

• Post #4392596

  oh no i finally finished my 6-pack of 100-pack coffee filters

• Post #4392595

  no coffee, no eggs, and no lettuce,

• Post #4392594

  you ever think about how if coffee rust managed to wipe out one of the coffee monocultures we’ve settled on we’d lose one of the major precursors to coffee (coffee)

• Post #4392593

  Breadbox Zero

• Post #4392592

  dropping my kid off at summer camp and there was another parent being grilled by their child on random large sums

• Post #4392591

  CI/CD pipelines running? that's YOUR time to do whatever the HELL you want

• Post #3055046

  falling back on my classical art training (imitating 90’s rob liefield)

• Post #3055045

  guy who’s upset the podcast live show isn’t at 2x

• Post #3055044

  Luxurious Toast Breakfast

• Post #3055043

  RE: https://tech.intersects.art/@roadside/116652466598963043 don’t talk to me until i’ve had my café gas

• Post #3055042

  every time you get new kid’s clothes from a store it’s like field-dressing a dang animal to remove all the annoying packaging that’s clearly just designed as an anti-theft annoyance

• Post #3055041

  stop reverting and ignoring my paperless billing preferences challenge

• Post #3055040

  - start making pizza - everyone loves pizza - you’ll get 1,000 reps on pizza - you’ll be able to crank out amazing pizza in your sleep for pennies

• Post #3055039

  pandemic wasn’t enough we need to introduce the “didn’t wash hands” klaxon from the far side outside men’s restrooms

• Post #3055038

  controversial opinion: it’s actually not that complicated to make a pourover coffee by weight

• Post #3055037

  :bing: game theoretic optimal battleship

• Post #3055036

  me: what did y’all do with all that recess time 7yo: played and played, until we could play no more

• Post #2679886

  zach galifianakis got hotter and the promo / poster for his new gardening show looks fuckin uncannily like a pic sid has posted onhere

• Post #2679885

  non-stick frying pan? yeah man i don’t think you could make a frying pan out of sticks even if you wanted to

• Post #2679884

  update on garfield from 6yo: he’s trying to scare the guy named jon

• Post #2608388

  if these local arborists are so limited in their openings why are they relentlessly text spamming me

• Post #2415417

  i tried to warn them when they started activating charcoal. but nobody listened, and now here we are activating cantaloupe

• Post #2415416

  “no seed oils!” i proudly proclaim, taking another swig of my coffee

• Post #2415415

  I am, eternally, Tired,

• Post #2415414

  gotcha this one's local-only

• Post #2415413

  me: could you look at these shower handles, every time i try changing the handles they strip off the stem plumber: oh yeah, there’s your problem. wrong handles me: yeah, wrong handles. so can you find me any right handles? plumber: hmm. hmmmmmm

• Post #2415412

  guy walks into a keyboard bar, orders the space flight

• Post #2415409

  type of coffee where you take your first sip and say out loud to nobody “oh man that’s good coffee”