Russell Garner

rgarner@mastodon.social

<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ruby" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Ruby</a>, drums, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/synth" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#synth</a>, cats, unions, bicycles, ADHD, flippancy.Not a hot-swappable labor spigot.

Posts

Post #4133392
Mood
Post #3858791
Turnip occasionally looks like he's a proper grown-up boy but then when he starts shouting for food he's just a behbeh #CatsOfMastodon
Post #3619163
Post #3411656
Someone in the other place said "this Bonnie Tyler song is like when Father Ted imagines himself in a casino" That bassline was just resting in my account #totp
Post #3316203
There once was an X from place B Who satisfied predicate P The X did thing A In a specified way Resulting in circumstance C.
Post #2629908
Nope, sorry, can&#39;t do it, even as it thunders away downstairs, and as much as I want to join in. Noise-cancelling headphones it is.
Post #2064878
Are you a Khn or are you a Klek?
Post #2064876
The fact that the song title is &#39;Ironic&#39;, and she sings about things which are overtly non-ironic makes her a master of irony don&#39;t @ me
Post #2064875
RE: https://mastodon.social/@simple_sabotage/116522701754141452 This is quite true but now I&#39;m not allowed to go within 300 yards of any of the 730-odd Texaco stations in the UK.
Post #2064874
RE: https://mastodon.social/@simple_sabotage/116523409519861394 I mean this isn&#39;t sabotage, this is just my usual brand of anxiety-driven DIY
Post #1837914
Post #1608557
Almost all our faults are more pardonable than the methods to which we resort to hide them. — François de La Rochefoucauld
Post #1123074
NASA and #Artemis II, sponsored by Tunnocks
Post #1016904
Watching the Artemis live feed like a hawk. I want to be there when they spot the set for the faked moon landings.
Post #981731
Took myself out to Almscliffe Crag earlier. Lovely day #photography
Post #963120
Don&#39;t want to piss on anyone&#39;s chips, and I definitely tuned in, but I&#39;m slightly underwhelmed by us going for a jaunt round the moon. Everything is so dire down here, I&#39;d be happier to see clean energy initiatives, or diplomatic breakthroughs, or the puncturing of the worldwide far right. I don&#39;t derive a lot of hope from seeing people burn more fuel to do things we&#39;ve already done, this isn&#39;t For All Mankind.
Post #943642
Happy Easter, yeah? (German artist Michael Sowa, b. 1945)
Post #733061
It&#39;s hard to allow every single piece of bad news to affect you, because if you let it, you&#39;d go under. But the report that every single person who was on a ventilator in a hospital in Cuba died the same night for want of power ripped from them by *that* dickhead? That one landed.
Post #721969
It&#39;s hard to allow every single piece of bad news to affect you, because if you let it, you&#39;d go under. But the report that every single person who was on a ventilator in a hospital in Cuba died the same night for want of power ripped from them by *that* dickhead? That one landed.
Post #428312
Not now dependabot
Post #291681
I suppose I ought to clean my bike and maybe even go out on it
Post #291680
*Everyone* was out today. It&#39;s been so oppressive, *one* day of sun and everyone&#39;s out in the ice
Post #205017