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• Post #4228971

  You know. I think the photos of #MitchMcConell are getting younger.

• Post #3193034

  @jess @vfrmedia *thumbs up*

• Post #3193033

  Ewok hangliders? *mutters*. This is bullshit. #StarWars #ReturnOfTheJedi

• Post #3193032

  Can't I get cinnamon toilet spray, candles, jelly, and lotion without #apple? it’s intolerable having to bring Granny Smith, RD, the Pink Lady, and McIntosh to the Gala and steal the show. Yes HoneyCrisp, I won’t forget your sister, Ginger Gold.

• Post #3193031

  I live in the center of the US. Maybe because of graphics design or 3D printing, I'm proud to say I've decided to embrace metric fully. I know I'm not unique.

• Post #3193029

  Follow me here. What if the government said. We’re going to pay off the national debt. We’re giving Disney and Warner Brothers the budget of 3 tomahawk missles each. We’re going to make one movie. ONE. No trailers. No leaks. Just a movie title, the lead actors, and the director. Superman vs Wolverine. Hugh Jackman vs Brandon Routh. (Fuck off Snyder fans, Routh deserves a redemption arc). Directed by Chris Nolan. After its run for one week. We burn every print. No streaming. N...

• Post #3193028

  BREAKING NEWS: #EllenDegeneres tapped to replace #PamBondi as #USAttorneyGeneral.

• Post #3193027

  I’d pay serious money if #RalphFiennes and #UmaThurman appeared as John Steed and Emma Peel in a single blink and you miss it unreferenced cameo in #AvengersDoomsday

• Post #3193026

  I failed my driver’s exam because I couldnt remember what this sign meant.

• Post #3193025

  Why do doo wop songs insist on having one pointless sentence fragment earworm for their entire song? “For the Longest Time”, what the fuck does that even mean? My version “In the air, sometimes”, at least is science based and makes sense.

• Post #3193024

  Watching a documentary on #Oceangate. #StocktonRush is like when you were a kid and wanted to make a submarine out of the box your parents' refrigerator came in.

• Post #3193023

  Is #HenryCavill being punished for being such a bad #Superman he has to make 20 different variations of #TheManFromUNCLE. Every trailer I feel like Lorraine's brother from Back to the Future, "What do you mean you've seen this, it's brand new."

• Post #3193022

  And so a new sport is created: bull riding while people shoot at you. #POTUS #AssassinationSpeech

• Post #3193021

  Guys, I need your help. If you are, or know someone in HR and can put me in contact with them, I would greatly appreciate it. #HR #AskHR #Work

• Post #3193020

  Fucking corset! -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning, probably

• Post #3193019

  Bicycles are like bras; once you get one that fits, you'll wonder why you settled for smaller.

• Post #3193018

  Cleopatra was closer to the --- To what? To the iPhone? Did she have one? --No. --Then shut the fuck up.