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Post #1512918
Anyway I came online to post one thing: this episode of taskmaster had a nearly naked guy crawl up to alex and lick yogurt off of his shoes and I had a lot of conflicting feelings about that. His sheer overselling of the humiliation of it nearly managed to make it briefly not horny. But really it would be impossible for it not to be.
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Post #1512917
Its a beautiful day outside and I need to buy groceries but get this: i am so sleepy
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Post #1512915
I DID go get groceries, and I&#39;m glad I took the bus. Even though it&#39;s nice, I&#39;m sore. Good outfit for the warm day
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Post #1512914
They&#39;re praising your ass in the qrts. They&#39;re tittering with delight in the qrts. They&#39;re saying never before has a reply been so well worded, relevant, insightful, and hilarious, in the qrts.
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Post #1512913
One great thing about getting sober is that I don&#39;t have to pretend to enjoy the idea of 4/20. Most of the time I still am not going to openly hate stoner culture, but thank fucking god I don&#39;t have to muster up a fake tolerance for it let alone enthusiasm. I used to cringe so hard at the day or when the time came by but since I was smoking anyway I tried to say well I might as well find it Fun and Silly haha. No. I can live my truth. The last time I found that shit cute was when...
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Post #1512912
Guy responding to a compliment on his new dick after bottom surgery, pointing to his balls: &quot;Thanks, it has pockets&quot;
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Post #1512911
Provincial health insurance should cover contacts because no matter how much I adjust my glasses or buy different kinds of glasses, they fall down my nose, and no matter how much I clean them they irritate my skin, and one day I am going to snap and cut my face off and throw it at a politician
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Post #1512910
On clearance at the store was a jar of &#39;peach lavender earl grey jam&#39; and im having it with my muffins and some brie. Very good
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Post #1512909
There&#39;s a lot of squeamish moments on the show that I laugh off, and this might not have been the worst viscerally for me personally, but when I realized Alex Horne was letting contestants lick a pile of wet human teeth through a glory hole, I immediately thought &#39;he needs to be tried at the hague&#39;
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Post #890299
Supergreatfriend remains my GOAT
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Post #640295
why are there no scallions in these scallion pancakes. they&#39;re the cheapest possible vegetable. why skimp
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Post #442757
Oh ha ha, just call me monster. Mr. Frankenstein was my dad