Patrick Loftus 🖖:us_d:

pwloftus@pwl.farted.net

I'm just a kid... and life is a nightmare. I think those lyrics sum up the world right now They; because I tend to process things as internal multiplicity, or polyphonic self.Just my dogs ( <a href="https://pwl.farted.net/@frannie" class="u-url mention">@frannie</a> & <a href="https://pwl.farted.net/@sully" class="u-url mention">@sully</a> ) and I.I apologize in advance if my words ever cause offense; I maintain the freedom to express myself candidly. I don't intend to offend but the decision to be offended is a personal choice.

Posts

Post #4499867
Ever so slowly converting computers owned by folks at my local watering hole to linux. Feels good.
Post #4499866
Seems they could turn the grasshoppers into that new promised nuclear food source. #Monsterdon
Post #4499865
S-ZZZ-T-V #SleepyTVShows #HashTagGames
Post #4499864
Autoplay music coming to you soon! https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/myspace-owners-plan-relaunch-social-media-platform/6533194/
Post #4499863
Stargate Brittanica #BookLoversTVShows #HashTagGames
Post #4405730
Scene open to pitch black. Light slowly illuminates an object. Light glints off the metal on the edge of a knife. Fin #CaughtOnDashCamASong #HasTagGames #DashBoardLights
Post #4394269
Sickness Simulator VR - Streaming to you with *cough* low *cough* latency from your local orbital data center.
Post #4385079
Torment Nexus? But I ordered a Torment Ouroboros.
Post #4179262
The Cookie Monster Must Be Crazy #CookiesAMovieOrPlay #HashTagGames
Post #4179188
Baked Hard Baked Hard Also Baked Hard With Vegan Ingredients Baked Soft or Baked Hard A Good Day To Bake Hard #CookiesAMovieOrPlay #HashTagGames #TheseCookiesAreOverbaked
Post #4179044
Hackers: A Story of Kitchen Sink Cookies #CookiesAMovieOrPlay #HashTagGames
Post #4125424
Seriously?!? Where are you going? (3 seconds after closing the door) #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames
Post #4121003
Well that's new. I guess 6g is going to turn us all into unwilling members of the power grid and internet. Who knew? See ya'll in the matrix. #ConspiraciesFromTheFrontOfTheUber
Post #4045137
If LLMs were conscious: Ollama: your 4 minutes is up - you're about to see some shit.
Post #4040954
I do find a humor in how many paywall sites load the entire content then manipulate the DOM rather than only populating the content after the scripts. None of my business how they implement things but it make me giggle a little.
Post #4040953
I do find humor in how many paywall sites load the entire content then manipulate the DOM rather than only populating the content after the scripts. None of my business how they implement things but it makes me giggle a little.
Post #4025435
We’re filming a historically accurate movie about Medusa. It’s getting a little rough on set though as all the actors and crew keep getting stoned.
Post #4024050
Extra Testosterone Conversion to Estrogen Day (just kidding aromatase is working all day every day) #AltHolidays #HashTagGames
Post #4023444
Player 2 Enters The Chat Day :mario_luigi_dance: #AltHolidays #HashTagGames
Post #4003600
We ran our model in a docker container with root access and somehow it escaped. GASP!!!
Post #3989981
ISPs that only give you access via CGNAT shouldn't advertise their service as Internet. AOL 2.0? Pony-Wall-Garden?
Post #3987332
Dear Sirius XM - if you dropped the yearly rate hike that goes from $5/mo all the way to $26/mo I might reconsider the subscription. We could meet halfway on value - $6/mo forever. Assuming I live at least 3 more decades that's $2160 vs $0. (the first number is bigger) #sirusxm
Post #3975444
I should update my wordpress instance. *checks* It's already updated. What? Hey, thanks likely slightly inebriated past me. mro prabm mahn, I gacha bk.
Post #3974763
Who's Atmosphere Is It Anyway? Billionaires compete to set the heat. #AltRealityShows #HashTagGames
Post #3974646
Will They Blend? Contestants from diverse backgrounds are placed into romantic settings. Can they put their differences aside? #AltRealityShows #HashTagGames
Post #3974022
Big Brother - but there is only 1 bathroom and the only food served is Taylor salad. #AltRealityShows #HashTagGames
Post #3970876
It would be nice if someone with access to evil could use their powers for good. "Yes, Mr. President if we deployed wind farms it would prevent the smoke from the North. No, don't worry it won't obstruct your golf game. These are special Bald Eagle High Testosterone Wind Mills" It would slot right in with all the other lies but there would be a positive side.
Post #3970726
$9.00 coffee experience. So the drive through is discounted right? Right?
Post #3950419
1. A delicious Chilean pork and cheese appetizer. 2. A damn-near-perfect steak (my own grill bias showing) 3. Argentinian wine #3GoodThings
Post #3947927
Heavenly Heathen Hunting #AltSportingEvents #HashTagGames