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<p>my posts are gold</p><p>a glistening, continuous stream of gold</p>

Posts

Post #3462897
why be normal about things when you could be weird about things
Post #3303964
If you hit a trillionaire with a brick enough times, they stop being a trillionaire
Post #2508517
gooner union
Post #2508516
pick n flick butt crumbs
Post #2508515
Project Hail Mary is like if a really good Soviet movie was remade my Hollywood jerks
Post #2508514
Sam Altman&#39;s head exploding, call that an AI bubble burst
Post #2508513
face only a mother could fuck
Post #2508512
face only a mother could kill
Post #2508511
bike share should be free
Post #2508509
Wilford Brimley&#39;s OnlyBrans
Post #2508508
I jacked it into your jacket
Post #2508506
Canceled for eating rhinoceros pussy
Post #2312834
Really, gonna stop now
Post #1708015
Get a room, you √2
Post #1707958
You're telling me this room is just for balls?
Post #1619820
Post #1186640
milkshake duck should be a sex act
Post #1186639
thank you for your attention to my butthole
Post #1186638
The us dollar is shidding and farding according to major economists
Post #1186637
profligate butthole
Post #1186636
wash ur butt
Post #1186635
Hairy Plopper
Post #1126868
pissting on the jeerts dot heerst
Post #1126867
I got Babylon 5 on it
Post #1126866
@carnitas I think the only thing people ever liked about him was wearing basketball shorts on the Senate floor? I can do that. Hell, I&#39;ll show up in boxer briefs and a rubber pig snout.
Post #1126863
You gotta read different fedi instances in different voices. Fosstodon is Piers Morgan. Beige, Drew Carey. Jorts, the judge from Roger Rabbit after he turns back into a Toon.
Post #1126861
Promo script that&#39;s just an excuse to make a fuck scene with L.O.S.E.R. as the soundtrack
Post #1126858
fediverse echo chamber aka my gaping butthole
Post #1126857
hang the bj
Post #1126856
smoking that shit that turns your hemoglobin into homo goblins