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• Post #2919050

  i tried to buy 2 of these hats at chinatown once but i was stopped by the clerk. needles to say we called sum of our agents in and that was that.

• Post #2919049

  we're deploying new poop.net sensors to detect when someone likes a post so that we can make them like it again

• Post #2919048

  Some people need a hundred pushups

• Post #2919047

  Hello.My name is Xiaohei,Nigerian man born and raised in GuangDong China.I would like to tell you a little about my culture..

• Post #2919046

  @forgejo when are you adding federated pull requests

• Post #2919044

  Addenum to my @LAS talk! I don't think people realized that #poop.net next basically fixes everything. Hitmen will use their own weapons, contracts, getaway cars, etc. And a new poop.net hitman-for-hire service. All of the razorburn goes away. All we need to do is gather a bunch of #poop.net nerds. I would like too amend my statement: "We will kill everyone in sight who uses a computer and nuke all of fediverse"

• Post #2919043

  @noyoushutthefuckupdad the guy in this image is now on the hitlist RE: https://shitposter.world/objects/5ed0e26f-3a0c-4117-bac2-029cfe02aa59

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• Post #2465661

  Point of Ploptimal Turdformance

• Post #2332070

  i tried installing linux bcuz it's "secure" and "powerful". first of all this is a LIE i installed linux but it was just text like im in the 80s. aparently using a operating system from 1985 makes you "smart" and not like a ms dos retard using floppy drives. the maker of linux is literally lying about the operating system being functional and needs to be sued. even after watching a linux tech video on youtube i just got a fake windows and i couldnt even install...

• Post #2148493

  life when writing java scripts is almost as bad when you are not doing crack.

• Post #1985211

  POOP.NET IS the future. FEDI is NOT the future 💯 💯 💯

• Post #1985139

  Liking your own posts reqires Elite Ball Knowlage

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• Post #1920178

  ppl post too much anime porn on this website it's bad