plutonian

plut0nian@jorts.horse

this is not a place of honor. nothing valued is here.resident librarian and elder emo. detroiter recently transplanted to seattle. mother of tarantulas and a friend to all spiders. very enthusiastic about ridiculous things. in my vampire milf era.🖤💖 <a href="https://jorts.horse/@scattapilla" class="u-url mention">@scattapilla</a> 💖🖤header image by <a href="https://jorts.horse/@dank" class="u-url mention">@dank</a> 🦫

Posts

Post #3975392
this is a fun project ☠️ #CrossStitch
Post #3921856
i get to kiss my girlfriend and see jimmy eat world today :) :) posts i could have made in 2006 or 2026. the more things change
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Post #3600415
for some reason i spent this evening watching the first few episodes of the 1960s series The Prisoner for the first time and i'm fucking obsessed with the psychedelic british 60s aesthetic and the surreal creepy scifi plots and the constant homoerotic energy
Post #3433438
we're at the car show deciding which car is the most fuckable
Post #2539676
it&#39;s my first day at work and i&#39;m taking the gay little train to my gay little job. wish me luck lodge
Post #2539670
slow blinking at everyone on the train who makes eye contact with me to show them that i love and trust them
Post #2539668
poetry found on a staff locker: no unclean booty will fart in your mouth
Post #2482221
people on jorts post too good. our bitches too bad. our piss is too strong. they&#39;ll kill us
Post #2093532
went to the hazardous waste disposal site and they wouldn&#39;t let me play in the hazardous waste. :neigh: :neigh: this frog is gatekeeping the hazardous waste.
Post #2093528
i made another dinosaur terrarium. i can&#39;t be stopped.
Post #2088776
Post #1889141
top notch seattle activity: getting a little high and petting the moss on all the trees
Post #1889140
snake orgy. snorgy
Post #1889138
i scrunched up my car (just a little, no one else was hit) and it was so stressful that i forgot to be horny about it. disappointed in myself. 😔 you gotta take the time to appreciate the little moments in life
Post #1786564
first meal in seattle: a hot dog, ashley style 🖤
Post #1786558
i have done more Adulting in the past couple of weeks than i have in my entire life. i am earning an excellent grade in Adulting
Post #1786557
:honks: i&#39;m back online :doge: :nothonks: i was forced into the arms of comcast once again. I VOW REVENGE
Post #1674333
it&#39;s just like the mashed potatoes!!
Post #1674332
I SAW BISON
Post #1594865
oh no i bought all these snacks for the journey but now it&#39;s 4/20 and i&#39;m eating all the snacks oh noooo :oh_no: :no_oh:
Post #1594863
today they took my bed and all my chairs. the only place i have to sit in this house is the toilet
Post #1594861
i was crying when the junk hauling guys called to confirm my appt today and they talked me down and offered to buy me breakfast lol. your reward in heaven will be great, jason
Post #1594859
dumpster gone. junk hauled. house empty. wagon packed. we are off. just a short day today but it has officially begun. day 1 on the oregon trail. SEATTLE OR BUST
Post #1587096
having tentacles would probably solve all of my self esteem problems
Post #1460211
tragically i think i may be too tired to attend the lesbian rodeo 😔
Post #1460210
my dumpster is almost full 🌝
Post #1460206
my last 4/20 in michigan :gay_weed: :goosedrugs: :gay_weed: blazing it great lakes style one last time :gnomed: :gay_weed: :partyparrot:
Post #1460205
🌚 i have filled my dumpster 🌝
Post #1460204
ok putting the call out for podcast/audiobook recommendations. nonfiction and fiction. as always i am very much in the mood for horror. but other stuff is ok too. i have about 40ish hours in my car ahead of me this week 🫪