Plaid

plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

"Fantastic orgy of destruction" is my middle name. It's hard to explain that to HR managers.Shitpost machinegun.Also huge nerd, but you'll have to wade through shitposts and <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#monsterdon</a> toots to find anything of substance.

Posts

Post #4477282
oh lord. make it stop. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4477176
Golden Girls theme song begins. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4477130
"It's the same as my luggage. 1. 2. 3. 4." #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4476959
Is Beastmaster 2 canon in the Beastmaster TV series? God I hope not. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4476885
OK, but why is he at the zoo? Why did he choose this? Just to satisfy the plot element that allows Dar to see him? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4476733
There was very little actual beastmastering in this movie. Why? it's the whole fucking point. it's the title of the fucking movie. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4476705
"You must ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE." #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4476224
He suddenly, and without actually showing how, managed to find a general. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4476154
At least the soundtrack hasn't started playing "We Love LA" yet. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4475706
Oh hey, the bad guy's guards have the balls of VX gas from The Rock. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4475518
I feel like 9 year old me crying of Podo's death in the movie theater was all for nothing. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4475513
Beastmaster and Beastmaster 2 were both written by exactly the same team. How could they be so blind to their own story continuity? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4475390
Please make her stop. She's incredibly annoying. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4475356
DUDE WHAT. PODO DIED IN THE FIRST BEASTMASTER, THEY MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. I guess continuity really is out the window. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4475330
Does he just name all his cats Ruh, or are we expected to believe that the black jaguar became a tiger naturally? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4475082
Beastmaster 2: Arklon Takes LA #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4474709
Lol "maximum ruler" "chill out lord dude" jesus fucking christ #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4474684
Where did he get this "key of magog"? How is it important to the plot? What does it entail? Go fuck yourself. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4474640
Wings Hauser looks like a something carved out of ham. A ham golem. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4474451
Man Wings Hauser is looking even more... ew.... than usual in this one. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4474394
Aw man, Beastmaster was soo good. (cough cough) I'm sure this is going to be even better (COUGH COUGH CHOKE) #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #beastmaster2
Post #4474246
The #doublefeature begins! #beastmaster2 #monsterdon
Post #4457200
Lucas Haas is actually a really good actor. Witness Mars Attacks. #monsterdon #replay #solarbabies
Post #4457191
It's only a model. #monsterdon #replay #solarbabies
Post #4457011
These dogs with headlights look like they were designed by Elon Musk. #monsterdon #replay #solarbabies
Post #4456961
Me: "So Terminack is going to fuck the shit out of the ball?" My mom: "AND ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT." #monsterdon #replay #solarbabies
Post #4456238
Did anybody recognize Ug from critters in this? #monsterdon #replay #solarbabies
Post #4455903
I know everybody keeps saying rollerblades, but those are just standard flat skates. #monsterdon #replay #solarbabies
Post #4455854
This movie is making me rolls my eyes so far I can see my ancestors. #monsterdon #replay #solarbabies
Post #4455846
Australian Rules Roller La Crosse. #monsterdon #replay #solarbabies