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🌈 Samhain Pete 🎃

phudgins@beige.party

<p>Software Developer, but otherwise relatively sane<br />ADHD and me makes three <br /><a href="https://beige.party/tags/BLM" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BLM</span></a></p>

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    “Your package will arrive today between 3:30 and 6pm” Me from 6am on:

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    Cashier asks for ID to buy beer 🎉 Cashier adds senior discount 😞

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    Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him &quot;Do you know how fast you were going?&quot; &quot;No, but I know exactly where I am&quot; Heisenberg replies. The cop says &quot;You were doing 55 in a 35.&quot; Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts &quot;Great! Now I&#39;m lost!&quot; The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says &quot;Do you know you have a dead cat...

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    You tell your cat how adorably cute she is and suddenly she jumps up and takes a nap on your lap.

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    Beverly needs to test the blanket and give her okay before it can be used. #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

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    Have a bright and beautiful #caturday everyone! #CatsOfMastodon