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• Post #3617580

  This is the cutest pine cone in the world, and you can’t prove me wrong. Just look at this adorable little thing.

• Post #3589639

  The heat must be getting to me. I thought about that song by the band Foreigner called "Hot Blooded" and realized that they used Fahrenheit instead of Celsius: "I'm hot blooded. Check it and see. I got a fever of a hundred and three." I did some math and wondered why they didn't try to rhyme 39.44 Celsius instead. (snort) According to Internet sources: "The UK Meteorological Office officially switched from Fahrenheit to Celsius (then known as Centigrade) o...

• Post #3534533

  Good morning to everyone who thinks they’re special. :ablobwave:

• Post #3509541

  Please stop using “unicorns” as a metaphor. It hurts their feelings.

• Post #3461435

  Pollinators will pollinate. #photography

• Post #2822129

  Your cult lacks originality. Try mine. #SixWordStories

• Post #2396883

  You versus Poetry You'd be wise to fear the poets. They see you. They see you and all you don't see inside you. Inside you think that by this age you'd be wise. https://photovotary.mataroa.blog/blog/poetry/

• Post #2363823

  When I’m down my pup always looks at me as if to say, “Hey! Are you OK? Let’s go play!”

• Post #2088512

  Don’t mind me. I’m just going for a stroll hand-in-hand with my good friend The Abyss. It showed up at 3AM and has decided to stay a while. Cheers! 😅

• Post #1858105

  Do birders have a lot of esoteric humor that non-birders would never understand? If so, dear birders, please try some of your jokes out on me. Thank you.

• Post #1693539

  Fridaying like a Monday. #doingFridayWrong

• Post #1325879

  Feeling like you’re the only one who always changes the toilet paper roll. #catastrophizingTheMundane

• Post #1311643

  Polymarket but for elementary schoolers to bet on who's bringing Oreos in their lunch, whether pizza day will remain in rotation despite burgeoning gluten intolerance, whose macaroni art will feature prominently on the school bulletin board, etc.

• Post #1113448

  Typed out a diatribe about the state of the music industry and then deleted it. It was for the best. 😅

• Post #1081475

  Your dog doesn’t care about what is on the Internet. He wants to go play.

• Post #990917

  Think before you toot.

• Post #953280

  Observations from an evening walk in April Five dark little birds wait on the gravel road. They take wing into the safety of the wood just as the border collie arrives to sniff at them. Countless cardinals calling in the crepuscule, as if they don't stand out enough in the sunlight. They need to be noticed even as the light fades. We walk beneath the reign of trees. We gaze up at the purple sky as the stars make ready. A lone hound beys in the distance. https://photovotary.mataroa.b...

• Post #842045

  Mood: we are mostly made of goo.