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• Post #4461341

  If you go see Spider-Man Brand New Day, a super fun thing to do is every time Tom Holland is on screen, whisper to the person next to you ‘that’s Stan Lee’

• Post #4394469

  work *we are open to new ways of doing everything, there are no bad ideas* me: presents an idea 🥹 work: *that’s a bad idea and we’d never do that what are you even thinking this isn’t a daycare take your insane ramblings back to wherever you came from and just do things the way the always do* 😡

• Post #4377180

  Born on this day: Louis Armstrong, the legendary trumpeter whose gravel‑rich voice reshaped American music. A pioneer of jazz, he blended virtuosic horn playing with charismatic singing, creating timeless recordings that influenced generations and defined the sound of 20th‑century popular culture.

• Post #4356616

  Born on this day: Tom Brady, legendary NFL quarterback known for his unmatched leadership, precision passing, and seven Super Bowl victories. His relentless discipline and competitive spirit redefined excellence, inspiring generations of athletes and fans across two decades of deflated football.

• Post #4151598

  Me, waiting for the Teams meeting to start when I have the wrong link

• Post #3816494

  First day at the new gig so I’m wearing animal socks 🧦

• Post #3816493

  Ok I’ll bite what’s a PowerPoint?

• Post #3816492

  Put this on my work laptop so they know I’m for real

• Post #3816491

  Ever panic download an album before you get on a plane?

• Post #3816490

  ‘Hello sharks. It’s an app that’s a Shazam for the movie the person is watching in the plane three rows away from you’

• Post #3582114

  Happy 4th! 🇺🇸 🪓

• Post #3366727

  Good effort from everyone this year but I’ve won again!

• Post #2303845

  Forget everything you know about memory loss

• Post #2060494

  I was wondering what the lil plaque was for but apparently its a historic site where one day in 1991 Bono pissed off The Edge

• Post #1626902

  Look, all I’m saying is if there’s a bag of what looks like pistachios on the couch in your house, don’t just pick them up and eat some without reading the bag first. They might be cat treats. I’m not saying it happened to me, but I’m also not saying it didn’t

• Post #1367409

  Best scene from the bible hands downs 🙏🏾 *I know you all probably think it’s real but it was made with AI

• Post #933497

  I got laid off on Monday. They offered me 5 weeks severance after 8 1/2 years. I was given 24 hours to bring in my laptop, and 48 hours to sign the severance agreement or risk getting just two weeks (illegal). I wrote answered with what I’d like as far as severance goes (much more) what the law stipulates, and didn’t sign of course. They wrote me back very sweetly with an 8 week offer, but I’m countering with more. We’ll see what happens next

• Post #933496

  me: hey I lost my job this week. Can you write me an obituary for LinkedIn? them: an obituary? me: sorry, ‘recommendation’

• Post #933495

  🤔

• Post #933494

  What should I spend my time on these days? 🤔

• Post #933493

  #BREAKING I have been appointed CEO of Air Canada 👨🏾‍✈️

• Post #933492

  Kick flip it is! https://mastodon.online/@patrickworld/116314913260178217

• Post #933491

  I think it’s funny when someone says ‘this stuff’s like crack cocaine’. I always wanna say ‘yeah, I’ve done tons of crack cocaine and this Chicago Mix popcorn is hitting all the same notes’

• Post #675800

  @Nead That’s a good typo 😅 👖

• Post #675797

  Summer 1986. Montreal hosted ‘Millerfest’ that had a great lineup. Eurythmics were huge that year and their set was phenomenal. I figured out where they were staying and met them afterwards. I always say Annie Lennox gave me one of the best hugs I ever got in my life. She sent someone out to their tour bus to get this for me, and she and Dave signed it 🥹

• Post #675796

  Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) was an American statesman, philosopher, and Founding Father who authored the Declaration of Independence, served as the third U.S. president, advanced religious liberty, expanded the nation through the Louisiana Purchase, and shaped early American political ideals #PresidentsDay

• Post #675795

  Rutherford B. Hayes (1822–1893), the 19th U.S. president, ended Reconstruction and advanced early civil service reform. A former Union general and Ohio governor, he won the fiercely disputed 1876 election and sought national reconciliation while promoting government integrity #PresidentsDay

• Post #675794

  William Howard Taft was the 27th U.S. president and later the 10th chief justice, the only American to hold both roles. Born in 1857, he rose through judicial and administrative posts, shaping law and government with steady, pragmatic leadership. #PresidentsDay

• Post #675793

  George Washington (1732–1799) was an American military leader and statesman who commanded the Continental Army, presided over the Constitutional Convention, and became the first U.S. president. Revered as the “Father of His Country,” he shaped the nation’s early identity and institutions #PresidentsDay

• Post #675792

  Created by the Constitution, the State of the Union began as written reports. Woodrow Wilson revived in‑person delivery in 1913. It evolved into a prime‑time televised address where presidents outline priorities, report national conditions, and navigate increasingly polarized political theatre