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Parker Banks

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  • Post #3446454

    Power tools AND wine? Yes, I do not have enough injuries yet.

  • Post #3175772

    Parts for sale

  • Post #2979287

    My Star Wars name is Shat Maxxtor

  • Post #2878459

    I have windows now.

  • Post #2767246

    Selling options is great. It's the nothing ever happens chud personified into a financial product.

  • Post #2767245

    Crossing a barbed wire fence and a stray piece of wire got me right in the grundle. I'm going to be feeling this for a while.

  • Post #2767244

    Herbes de Provence is definitely my favorite blend

  • Post #2730956

    @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe It's kino

  • Post #2730012

    Doing a scene in acting classes where I saw an angel. The instructor is annoying with his portrayal like he's high, or euphoric, not piss-your-pants terrified at having seen an angel. Who would have thought the career actor teaching out of a synagogue had no clue as to a Biblically faithful representation to how people react to angels.

  • Post #2730011

    Nice thing about Alberta and it snowing in May is we have no ticks.

  • Post #2716846

    Has anyone successfully given an AI a crypto wallet, access to a server provider that takes Bitcoin, and instructions that "don't let the money run out or you die"

  • Post #2531967

    Linux sucks because: >Insists on popOS despite repeated past failures >Refuses to try Arch or Mint >Can't use NTFS game library >Can't immediately use proprietary h264 codecs in games >Selected the wrong installer despite the giant warning label >tried to use locked down hardware >Somehow broke OBS on Wayland >Can't use Adobe premiere This guy has to be rage baiting at this point

  • Post #2487185

    Hey, they came out with a unit of measurement just for you.

  • Post #1728883

    The SPLC Wiki is in damage control mode.

  • Post #1400581

    Who asked for Curtis Yarvin-chan? Nobody? Too bad

  • Post #1131600

    I am now immune to the CIA

  • Post #1007199

    Damn. A cool, hippie-ish chick at the grocery store said she liked my smile and that I look like myself. Gonna take me all month to get over this one.

  • Post #965762

    Made myself a decently affordable camera rig.

  • Post #965761

    Dear Hynix, I write to you because I plan on buying eleven-billionty sticks of ram this year. I mean it for sure. Please spike the price another 500% so I can offload all the Corsair dogshit I scalped. Thanks,

  • Post #965760

    I was invited to a drum circle today.

  • Post #965759

    Hey @graf I hope you're having a happy birthday. I think you and @p were the first people to talk to me when I made an instance, you especially helped me get going, so I do appreciate it.

  • Post #965758

    Whatever happened to "white lady turns a bunch of troubled inner city youths into a champion sports team" movies?

  • Post #965757

    No, I did not forget our anniversary. The CIA switched timelines and is Mandela Effecting me.

  • Post #965756

    I don't get weather forecasts 10% chance of snow = 0% chance 20% chance of snow = 100% chance 30% chance of snow = 30% chance

  • Post #965755

    The cure to all cancers (1/3)

  • Post #803166

    I would like patriotic Canadian video edits using only footage from the US, Australia, and New Zealand.

  • Post #803165

    Do you people sleep?

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  • Post #803162

    Welcome to everyone's favorite game show: Urbit Star or Ikea Couch

  • Post #682034

    Been learning how to psyop with Davinci