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• Post #4012470

  New hair.

• Post #3859054

  Some days you just want your mum.

• Post #3643019

  Today in casual #racism in the hospital ward lounge: Soccer in Australia would be so much better without all those ethnics. There’s no hope, is there?

• Post #3579104

  *grand dad. I blame 36 hours of fentanyl.

• Post #3078957

  Sudoku-solving inner monologue. #Nine https://youtu.be/fUFzr7Sovtc

• Post #3078956

  As a solo person in a seat-yourself cafe, where it’s first-in, best-dressed, it truly grinds my gears when pairs look at me hopefully, expecting me to budge from my comfy table to the bar.

• Post #3078955

  Related: Earl Grey Tea, hot.

• Post #3078954

  Also related: An incontinent teapot has dribbled tea on my biscuit.

• Post #3078953

  Wisdom is ignoring Reply Guys. Especially when the’ve missed the nub of your argument.

• Post #3078952

  Derek the Dribbler. #TeaPot

• Post #3078951

  Tonight’s trip to #MidsomerMurders has been preempted by the French Open Tennis. My murder fix will be satisfied by a visit to Foyle’s War (not bookshop) with the excellent Michael Kitchen.

• Post #3017749

  There are a pair of uni students waiting at the bus stop bitching about their lame GenX parents.

• Post #3017748

  Bless my GenX heart, 7Flix is rerunning the Breakfast Club. #DontYouForgetAboutMe

• Post #3017747

  Gentlemen, and I use the term loosely, please stop peeing in the lifts at railway stations.

• Post #3017746

  I have run my Wednesday errands, and I have returned to my tuffet, with a big spoon, curds, and whey (fresh, hot ricotta from the Paesanella). Bliss.

• Post #3017745

  Tonight’s trip to #MidsomerMurders was preempted by the #tennis from Roland Garros.

• Post #3017744

  There was s a special, miserable, and dreary place reserved for ego tripping bus drivers who happily leave folks soaking in the rain EVEN though they’ve stopped the bus to let someone off.

• Post #3017743

  Related: #SoggyGhost

• Post #3017742

  I’m planning accommodation for an upcoming trip, and while I can spring for a G&T at Claridges, maybe two, sending me accommodation adverts, with no deep room discounting is just a waste of pixels and server time.

• Post #3017741

  Serving Starbucks coffee isn’t the flex they think it is. #CoffeeSnobGhost

• Post #3017740

  O moonlit night, O sunny day!

• Post #3017735

  Saturday night in the suburbs. Young men noisily torture V8 engines and newly repaired gearboxes on straight stretches of roadway. while across the hallway, Number 16’s taste for fish soup is onto its fifth straight evening.

• Post #3017731

  Reading about Guzman y Gomez’s US expansion disaster reads like Starbucks‘ original Australian expansion.

• Post #3017721

  Today in operation #VanishingGhost, my slim, skinny-on-my-chunky-calves, jeans have become baggy.

• Post #3017718

  Time not found?

• Post #1700310

  There is much tender, juicy crow eaten in this write up in the Oz describing the pro Ben Robert’s-Smith march in Melbourne today as a “flop”. Everyone, it says, must have been home watching the footy. https://apple.news/AhRrXYJTTRFqmh4VnqhYfkA

• Post #486714

  Dateline: bus interchange. A Chinese speaking man pivoting from his phone call to telling an older Anglo man complaining “speak English” “to stop being a nosy f**king c**t” was just a thing of beauty.