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• Post #4451039

  Just seeding the clouds for later. #Monsterdon

• Post #4359760

  Hi all, it's time to take the plunge. I'm looking for one of a few different roles. 1) Penetration tester (or similar offensive security engagements) I currently lead the application security program for a billion-dollar organization. My experience includes independent research that led to the discovery of dozens of vulnerabilities in more than 20 court and other government platforms. See: https://govtech.cc/ 2) Senior software developer I've been doing development in a lot...

• Post #4341626

  It's been 20 minutes and I have no idea what's going on. #Monsterdon

• Post #4219220

  Are you comfortable buying vegetables right now? Inspired by a conversation with my wife.

• Post #4121867

  Let's play a game of "will Jason make it home in time for #Monsterdon?". It all comes down to NYC... (Google Maps is wrong about speeds, one should go up by 10, the other down by 10 - which ones need to change, in which direction, is left as an exercise for the reader)

• Post #4116631

  Is a franchisee (with a single location) of a fast food chain a local business?

• Post #4089647

  Anybody out there good at resumes that'd be willing to do a review? Big bonus points if you're in #cybersecurity. I hope to start putting out feelers soon. My job has effectively shifted to stuff that I am not good at, which removes all of the fun, and causes nothing but stress. I've said before that under no circumstances should I be allowed to run an appsec program - and yet here we are.

• Post #4001267

  "I wouldn't have gotten my business degree if I went to school with people getting their business degree" -my wife

• Post #3945506

  It's time for a ... #Monsterdon

• Post #3937876

  OH: no, my email address is older than you

• Post #3898356

  Every time I go to register a new domain, I'm always afraid of mistyping the URL for my registrar, Porkbun.

• Post #3888784

  Happy 📆 emoji day for those who celebrate and are also on an OS that displays it properly.

• Post #3861237

  What's your worst "I accidentally hit enter instead of apostrophe" story?

• Post #3847347

  Who decided that spreadsheets should have 10485576 rows and whatever columns XFD would be? Was there a committee meeting that I missed?

• Post #3824973

  Do werewolves see in...whatever that is...acid maybe? #Monsterdon

• Post #3805376

  Can I put a windchime in my office? That would actually be kinda cool. #Monsterdon

• Post #3805278

  1981 had better special effects than that. 1981 had better regular effects than that. #Monsterdon

• Post #3794206

  Did you know that Nintendo owns the rights to an adult film (and its sequel!), a parody of Mario? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Hornio_Brothers

• Post #3774476

  The real werewolf was man all along. #Monsterdon

• Post #3765739

  Have you ever met anybody IRL that you first met on the #Fediverse?

• Post #3729525

  Have you ever submitted a pull request?

• Post #3681851

  This is shady as fuck, right? "To ensure the trust and safety of all parties on the platform, the details of the incident cannot be discussed over email."

• Post #3676482

  Brand new low effort website¹ just dropped. Mastodon instance some day, probably. https://ʕᴖᴥᴖʔ.com and https://ʕ-ᴥ-ʔ.com ¹ nginx config with embedded HTML

• Post #3652294

  Are you hopeful for the future?

• Post #3639560

  Have you ever considered using an app like Wag! or Rover to take care of your pets while you're away? Maybe don't. Story time! Note in advance: Every pet and every person are just peachy. We went on vacation last week and used Wag! to find a pet sitter for two dogs. We also have a cat, which was not part of the booking, that we put in the basement and made sure all needs were met. Day one was okay, we had somebody come out and do their thing as expected, but they told us that eveni...

• Post #3604759

  My nextdoor neighbor is an extremely accomplished violinist, director of the state chamber orchestra and opera, has a Masters of Music from Yale, and was awarded permanent US residence for "Extraordinary Abilities in the Arts". My wife bought me a violin. He doesn't bring his trash cans up. I've never played an instrument in my life. I'm leaving my window open while I learn. Game on.

• Post #3595835

  I am rarely dumbfounded, but when coming back home after a week away, we discovered that the lights in the bathroom that I've been too lazy to fix for months just...worked. I just tested things like two weeks ago and nothing was getting power. How in the fuck?

• Post #3588223

  Hey #hardware people, when would you use negative voltage, like -5V? I only really sort of understand how it works.

• Post #3587363

  RE: https://burnout.cafe/@admin/116857804772538444 Have you ever seen a series of posts so bigoted, stupid, and backtracked when called out, that you aren't even sure which one to point at? This is such an easy defederation situation (@staff@mastodon.social you're usually really good about this stuff, what's up?). If this is what the admin is, the entire instance is unsalvageable. I never talk about it, but I will here, because it matters. Sex work is real work, straight, gay, or o...

• Post #3571729

  Have there been fewer pre-4th fireworks than usual where you are?