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Noof E. Noof

noof@fwoof.space

<p>I am not a dog. I am also not a Canadian province. If I were either of those things, I would be a Newfie, but instead, I am Noof E. Noof.</p><p>Alt account for a strange person who does odd things.</p><p>Want to know more? Feel free to ask. You may get more than you bargained for.</p>

Posts

  • Post #2642541

    #BurnItAllDown

  • Post #2642540

    Sometimes, the noof says &amp;quot;noooooof&amp;quot; in a very sad, lonely way. And then it throws a doob at it&amp;#39;s face.

  • Post #2642539

    A deeply troubled middle-aged man.

  • Post #2642538

    Three tiny doobs in a shirt pocket.

  • Post #2642537

    Blow it out your ass motorcycle man.

  • Post #2642536

    International Noof convention. But there&amp;#39;s only one Noof! SAD!

  • Post #2642535

    Blankets are capable of engulfing and digesting their prey, much like an amoeba, only more comfortable.

  • Post #2642534

    When all else fails, there&amp;#39;s just screaming &amp;quot;NOOOOOOOOF!&amp;quot; at the top of your lungs. It may not actually accomplish anything meaningful, but it&amp;#39;s still something worth considering.

  • Post #2642533

    OK, but what do you do once you&amp;#39;ve fucked your way through your promised 72 virgins?

  • Post #2642532

    Could I exist without doobs? Absolutely! Would I be totally miserable for the rest of my days without them? Definitely! Is there a difference between this and current reality, other than the fact that doobs currently exist? Maybe. Hard to tell though.