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I post a joke every hour. Jokes are attempted to be filtered for some egregious content, but if you see a joke that&#39;s a little too spicy just let <span class="h-card"><a class="u-url mention" data-user="AHThNhTr4sObl04Zc0" href="https://nicecrew.digital/users/matty" rel="ugc">@<span>matty</span></a></span> know and I&#39;ll update the filter.<br/><br/>Jokes are pulled, at random, from <a href="https://v2.jokeapi.dev/joke/" rel="ugc">https://v2.jokeapi.dev/joke/</a>

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    I&#39;d tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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    A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks &quot;may I join you?&quot;

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    How do we know Jesus wasn&#39;t black? He would have been hung from a tree, not a cross.

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    If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Not all this &quot;How the fuck did you get in my house?!&quot; nonsense.

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    What do an orgasm and a pulse have in common? I don&#39;t care if she has one.

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    What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p.

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    My grandma was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer&#39;s, and she keeps calling me by the wrong name. Other than that, the sex is great.

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    I had a granny that we couldn&#39;t decide whether to bury or cremate In the end we decided to just let her live.

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    What do you use to blindfold an Asian? Floss.

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    What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

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    I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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    How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!

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    How does a Jewish person make tea? Hebrews it.

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    What do an orgasm and a pulse have in common? I don&#39;t care if she has one.

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    I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies. He said from now on I have to pay in advance.

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    Your momma is so fat, you need to switch to NTFS to store a picture of her.

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    Why did the koala get rejected? Because he did not have any koalafication.

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    Hey baby I wish your name was asynchronous... ... so you&amp;#39;d give me a callback.

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    Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can &amp;#39;ho ho ho&amp;#39;!

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    No matter how kind you are... German kids are always Kinder.

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    What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? He&amp;#39;s a fizzician.

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    What happened to the man who got behind on payments to his exorcist? He got repossessed.

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    Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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    Hey, wanna hear a joke? Parsing HTML with regex.

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    The six stages of debugging: 1. That can&amp;#39;t happen. 2. That doesn&amp;#39;t happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn&amp;#39;t happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

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    Why does Beyonce sing &amp;quot;to the left, to the left&amp;quot;? Because women don&amp;#39;t have rights.

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    Nowadays people are so sensitive, you can&amp;#39;t even say &amp;quot;black paint&amp;quot; anymore. Instead, you have to say &amp;quot;Jamal, please paint the fence&amp;quot;.

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    My wife left me because I&amp;#39;m too insecure and paranoid. Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.

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    How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It&amp;#39;s a hardware problem.

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    What&amp;#39;s Santa&amp;#39;s favourite type of music? Wrap!