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nerthos@shitposter.world

2011-2016 posts at nerthos@rainbowdash.net, >2016 posts here (now dead after migration, RIP) Any sufficiently advanced technology often breaks as if by magic. The gentle, distant light of a star scorching the skies. CEO and founder of the Children of Harambe Blessed the day you were born, blessed the day that you girded your sword Opulentiam aeternam gloriamque te promitto Quidquid agis prudenter agas et respice finem XMPP: nerthos@xmpp.earth Pesterchum: righteousInquisitor

Posts

Post #4380982
Not even joking about that. I don't want to have a daughter but if I do, she's not putting a foot in college.
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Post #3941494
Insulting the sport with that retarded parade of niggers and whores
Post #3880882
Monthly "death to webp" post
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Post #3255446
My ideal job is dragon. Just sit on my castle all day, eat cows and sheep, collect fancy things, have a good time. Normies give me tribute because they think I'll set their villages on fire if they don't (lmao retards)
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Post #1626952
Test came positive, she's Finnish
Post #657541
Contemplating how funny it is that the GTA parody version of Los Angeles has somehow ended up being a nicer place than the real world inspiration.
Post #467721
@vriska@lizards.live @dps910@social.freedombits.org I can't believe you, my long time friend, would besmirch best pony's image with lies like that. As the main representative to the fediverse of rainbowdash.net I must deny these claims and state that Rainbow Dash eventually married Soarin of the wonderbolts and they had 15 children who were all fast except the one that wasn't and became glue. It is all true, a wizard revealed it to me.
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Post #379943
@sun@shitposter.world This is the real world
Post #297802
A work of art
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Post #240907
Men of fedi: Do you prefer a girl who used to be very freaky but has &quot;cleaned her act to settle down&quot;? or one who has always been the same way?
Post #223506
If frogs were the size of a pro wrestler who would win
Post #141500
In 1888 the German Gewehr-Prüfungskommission developed the 7,92x57mm round for use in the upcoming Gewehr 98 which featured bullets for girls (ergonomic and pleasantly shaped) and for boys (pointy and menacing)
Post #138882
@kirby@freerobuxextremist.com Much like musicians, developers must be put down at around age 27 before they can fuck up their legacy
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Post #106556
Pig status: big
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Post #102814
@s@freesoftwareextremist.com
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Post #86623
@thatbrickster@shitposter.world @coolboymew@shitposter.world Many proctologists beg to differ
Post #86385
I need 3000 vbucks for medical fortnite
Post #48608
@kaia@brotka.st @hj@shigusegubu.club Even a girlfailure can become a rabbit e-girl if she tries hard enough, a story to inspire other girlfailures to be racist online.
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Post #6557
@Paultron @vriska@lizards.live @newmodel