Nigel
nacho_borracho@aus.social
<p>Swim. Eat. Drink. Repeat.</p>
Posts
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Post #3905414
Another tshirt ruined because I only consider putting on an apron ~after~ the sizzling meat spits oil all over me.
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Post #3596867
I've bubbler pilled my children. They're publicly mocking adults carrying around those giant Stanley cups. I've never been prouder
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Post #2760777
Nil by mouth since 6pm last night and I&#39;m still hanging out on a chair, slowly starving to death, waiting for a surgery slot to open up.
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Post #2760776
Bloke across the aisle has sweet Bose noise cancelling over ear headphones on but is watching a Netflix comedy special through his phone speaker. Bloke next to me just said if he doesn&#39;t get a surgery slot soon he&#39;s going to get a scalpel and make them give him surgery. (They&#39;ve now suggested he may be more comfortable waiting at home and he&#39;s packing his bags) People are the worst. Sick people are worsterer.
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Post #2760775
replying to greek racists banging on about nolans odyssey being white erasure with &quot;greeks are poc&quot;
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Post #2760774
The hospital issue sandwich was only marginally worse than the $17 sandwich from the hospital food court I just ate but without the feeling of being fleeced.
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Post #2760773
On those antibiotics that make your piss smell rancid. Can&#39;t the pointy heads do anything about that?
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Post #2760772
Mr 17 has been in a leg brace for a few weeks from a knee injury. Had an ortho appointment yesterday and upon opening the leg brace, out falls the TV remote. &quot;Oh I was wondering where that was&quot;
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Post #2760771
Cool now do my 17yo and his bedroom
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Post #2760770
News report: Hantavirus... Ebola... Diphtheria. It&#39;s getting all revelations up in this joint.
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Post #955411
Name a more iconic duo. I&#39;ll wait. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-05/west-australian-record-for-heaviest-pumpkin-broken/106515560?utm_source=abc_news_app&amp;utm_medium=content_shared&amp;utm_campaign=abc_news_app&amp;utm_content=other