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Matt Jordan

muhkayoh@mastodon.social

<p>I write books, screenplays, comics, music, and code. Software dev by day, late-blooming visual artist/animator by night, music all the time. He/him. Winston Salem, NC, USA. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fedi22" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fedi22</span></a></p>

Posts

  • Post #4300195

    What they say: Got it. We&amp;#39;ll tune your recommendations. What they mean: We&amp;#39;ll ask you again next time even though you&amp;#39;ve rejected us every other time we&amp;#39;ve asked for the last ten years. Modern tech is entirely built on harassment.

  • Post #4300194

    Be right back. Gonna go roll around in the Woke Mind Virus so I can catch it, build up my immunity, and get it over with.

  • Post #4300193

    Techbros: We invented a time traveling theft machine that can steal your work from the past so it can take your job in the future! Sane world: Wait, what? Couldn&amp;#39;t we put that effort into universal healthcare instead? We already have the &amp;quot;technology&amp;quot; for that. Techbros: No way! Do you lame-ohs even tech? Now we&amp;#39;re working on Mars colonies!

  • Post #4300192

    If your human resources department was run by a puffin, their personal effects would be the H.R. puffin&amp;#39;s stuff.

  • Post #2770878

    I do not consent to the existence of billionaires.

  • Post #2770877

    Committing crimes in fraud daylight.

  • Post #2770876

    Don&amp;#39;t put off until tomorrow what you can do meow.

  • Post #2770875

    One of the great jokes that old age plays on you: Growing hair in places you don&amp;#39;t want any just when your eyesight has degraded enough so that you can&amp;#39;t see it&amp;#39;s happening.