Mark Shane Hayden

msh@coales.co

Proprietor of coales.co, Python wrangler, tech tinkerer, advocate for a truly free and open society. Lives in Moh’kinsstis (Calgary) 🇨🇦.NOTE: I have locked follows on my account to prevent bad actors from taking advantage. Feel free to request a follow. If your bio is filled out and the instance you are on is reputable I will gladly approve your request!Header photo from <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bow_river.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no">https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bow_river.jpg</a> CC-BY-SA

Posts

Post #4474203
CAAAAAAANE! #Monsterdon
Post #4342573
BE STILL UGLY ONE! #Monsterdon
Post #4341701
Sunday night so it's #Monsterdon time :ablobcatrave: If you thought *your* family is effed up check out tonight's movie about a dude hunting down his brother who killed their father...? Anyways I hope to be skated by some unintended hilarity at least. Follow or filter the hashtag as you would
Post #4124327
I won't be home on time for #Monsterdon but don't worry I'm OK I am a farm kid from the Canadian prairies there is no grasshopper big enough to take me out
Post #3945547
It's time for #Monsterdon again! :ameowbongo: :ablobcatrave: Tonight the movie is about that baby in the sun from Teletubbies or something I dunno. But it will be fun I'm sure! Put on some shades and follow the hashtag, or filter it if you've forgotten your sunscreen :blobsunglasses:
Post #3772638
I'm not home to watch #Monsterdon today but tooting about it now just so people know I wasn't eaten by wolves
Post #3616431
Happy #Monsterdon Sunday everyone! Tonight a spider tries to eat the world! Foolish move IMO the world will give you bad indigestion! Anyways follow the hashtag to join us on the OG World Wide Web or filter if you're an arachnophobe!
Post #3558847
A midsummer&#39;s afternoon in #Calgary Cloud, mist, sun, torrential downpour with little a hail as a treat, tornado clouds, MOAR SUN, thunderbolts and lightning very very frightning. In that order, more or less. Oh yeah Happy #CanadaDay y&#39;all hope it was interesting! #Weather
Post #3558846
My condolences
Post #3558845
Good night it&#39;s time for a bedtime story here https://youtu.be/MaCFdYRzCWw
Post #3458584
It's Sunday Night so around here that means #Monsterdon :ablobcatrave: Tonight we are about to be invaded by ZARKORR! A monster so evil it has TWO Rs IN A ROW Follow the hashtag to see if we survive, or filteRR it if evil space monsteRRs aRR too much for you
Post #3371333
I missed #Monsterdon tonight due to other commitments but it sound like I averted the end of the world and cheated death in the process so maybe that's OK I dunno Anyways will probably be back next time (sorry)
Post #3321175
:ohno: I'm late for #Monsterdon you go outside for a bit and lose track of time and before you know it it's the 29th century! Diti I miss anything important? No? Cool.
Post #3211985
@dgar@aus.social :blobcatglare: Followers of #Monsterdon will be paying you a visit with some Literature to share the Good News of the Church of Kaiju You are not beyond redemption we can save you
Post #3179398
Have you ever wondered what would happen if a school outsourced their teaching staff to Boston Dynamics? Well, tune into #Monsterdon in a few minutes to find out! What could possibly go wrong? (Or filter the hashtag if school's already out for summer for you)
Post #3006752
I did a lot of gardening work this weekend before the rain hit so today's #Monsterdon feature "seed people" seems apropos. I don't tend to grow my people from seeds because the growing season here is too short and starting them off in a greenhouse is a pain in the ass but I'm still keen to see how it's done here! Follow the hashtag for some heinous horticulture or filter if you're a brownthumb!
Post #2202390
Smol #trains ! :blobaww: https://youtu.be/781WW5qhiRE
Post #1713340
It does not look like I will be partaking in #Monsterdon tonight but I will be taking a look at the hashtag when I can to look for reports of Ahnohld tossing a bear into orbit or doing anything that could possibly match such a magnificent feat. There doesnt seem to be an actual monster in the movie but based on the trailer I think it is safe to assume the movie itself is sufficiently monstrous to qualify. Cuz, like, when the trailer is basically the Coles Notes Edition of the entire movie that...
Post #1614829
My cryptodudes this sounds like a &quot;you problem&quot; not an &quot;us problem&quot; https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/business/2026/04/23/manitoba-crypto-companies-say-provincial-plans-would-put-them-out-of-business
Post #1146411
I have rarely been so proud of my home town :ablobcatrave: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-dinosaur-guinness-world-record-9.7161121 #Calgary #Dinosaurs #Guiness #Record
Post #1112483
So I guess Dracula is a baby daddy? Who knew? #Monsterdon apparently! Follow the hashtag to learn the whole sordid story starting in just over 15 minutes! (Or filter it if you'd rather be spared the details)
Post #926634
I won&#39;t be able to follow along live with #Monsterdon tonight but don&#39;t worry I haven&#39;t been eaten by a critter I&#39;ll be back again before you know it!
Post #926632
This year&#39;s Ultimate #AprilFool is #Anthropic , makers of the #GenAI Vulnerability Machine #Claude https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116324676116121930 If only it was a bad joke. Alas, this tragic comedy is real.