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• Post #1205994

  "sounds like granny went thru the whole bag" - a dick https://www.rawstory.com/boebert-congress-horny/

• Post #963665

  "dudes" - the Fat and the Flatulence, a heist team now down to their last ton of Kitkits https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/cadbury-world-unveils-world-s-largest-mini-egg/ar-AA1ZGvK7

• Post #931056

  @hstone519@mastodon.social " He wore it all so much better than she ever could" - $200 million tax dollars in pics and videos

• Post #930925

  @mcc@mastodon.social "the only desktop that comes with a Russian STD" - Bill Gates's sad blue face

• Post #921353

  @BrianJopek@mastodon.world "Trump intends for his impending death to be this world's End Times" - a nuclear football retooled for a tiny hand

• Post #920922

  @wdlindsy@toad.social "this is what happens when a pedo can't get it up any more" - the Easter Bunny

• Post #920834

  "these Mar A Largo Barbies are heavier than they look" - the trillions in debt the US has entered into to cover the costs of #MAGA women needing to feel pretty and MAGA men needing to feel strong https://www.rawstory.com/tsa-lara-trump/

• Post #686525

  " #Trump killed Iran's Trump leaving Iran's Eric in charge" - a box of child porn at Mar A Lago https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-890011

• Post #686521

  "It's 3.16.26 and He is still ALIVE" - my disappointment in our republic's Senators #idesofmarch

• Post #686519

  "fuck your bones, it's over " - the shite in #Trump 's pants https://europeanbusinessmagazine.com/business/iran-has-just-fired-the-most-dangerous-shot-of-this-war-and-it-wasnt-a-missile/

• Post #686518

  "I have a great collection of #Trump videos for you to watch as you mend" - #Putin who always reminds Trump that his ballrooms are the biggest of them all https://www.rawstory.com/mojtaba-khamenei/

• Post #658067

  @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social "Look Pope, Paltar has used it's access to every database in the world to track and seek. I'm here to tell you. It's Joe Biden and his DEI" - Peter fucking Thiel Christians sure love to hate

• Post #635499

  @YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world @Strandjunker@mstdn.social "another Great Deal from the Art of Trump" - the Pentagon which gets 10% off the top blood on battlefield lays there, monitising

• Post #573327

  @wdlindsy@toad.social "I do love Jesus but would you look at the ass on that Golden Cow" - Christians walking with Christ but turning their heads toward Trump

• Post #527838

  @DemocracyNow_Headlines_rss@burn.capital "what are the odds we know?" - Polymarket, the only true record of such things

• Post #527747

  "there are only 3 prompts of separation between something intelligent and something idiotic" -Kevin Bacon's #AI Bot algorithms favor the pedo over the pregnant https://www.jezebel.com/zucks-chatbot-may-flirt-with-minors-but-wont-tell-them-where-to-get-an-abortion

• Post #526660

  @wdlindsy@toad.social "tell Congress we are gonna need another 50B" -the Pentagon Team tasked wth tattooinng Khamenei Crusher in medieval font upon Hegseith's penis

• Post #526491

  @indivisiblechicago.bsky.social "excuse me, it's a Drinking Game" - Video

• Post #523926

  @wdlindsy@toad.social "put this war in box and I'll handle the rest" - Natalie Harp making space in one of Mar A Largo's many many bathrooms

• Post #355990

  @Lylamehta@mas.to "the last time so much White gathered for world peace it resulted in slave ships" - the world we once knew

• Post #354947

  @richpuchalsky@mastodon.social "we will not be ruled by nazi's & pedo's " - kids who are fucking used to shootings in their routines I really miss Obama.

• Post #354902

  #ICE , a cartel of whiteness and the lies it walked in on https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-us-citizen-fatally-shot-immigration-agent-martinez-rcna260030

• Post #318635

  @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social "Caucasians Being Shady" - the last fact standing

• Post #277807

  "we're here to test your toilet paper for bamboo" - the #ICE thug pulling you thru a broken window https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2675265148/

• Post #277731

  @costasamaras.com "Ah, what's up doc?" - a huge and clanky as fuck ACME document redaction apparatus, stamping document after document... after document

• Post #277684

  @theicarian@mastodon.social "You likely got it from a toilet seat" - AI Washing your hands with soapy water for 6 secs after typing a prompt can help

• Post #275301

  "ahhhh" - me now understainding why #KISS accepted their recent award from a racist piece of shit Detriot Rock City: the sundown version https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-news/gene-simmons-rap-music-rock-roll-hall-of-fame-1236502782/

• Post #222127

  @gleick@mas.to "Déjà Vu" - Atlantic City

• Post #222115

  @gleick@mas.to "