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<p>Parody account.</p>

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  • Post #4263655

    Cyclists are always talking about the need for more traffic calming. We&#39;re excited to unveil our new upgrades to Bryant Avenue! #Minneapolis

  • Post #4027123

    Council Member Chowdhury has asked that we find ways to inject whimsy into street maintenance projects. We put our thinking caps on and realized that if there&#39;s no budget to bring whimsy to Public Works, then we&#39;ll just have to bring Public Works to the whimsy. That&#39;s why tonight&#39;s marching band spectators were able to witness the surprise interruption of: Three Public Works staff with leaf blowers.Three pickup trucks.Two street sweepers.Three more guys with leaf blowers.One ga...

  • Post #4022016

    Now that the wildfire smoke is gone, we want your feedback on the Vision Zero pilot program. While the smoke did substantially reduce visibility during the pilot, we are disappointed that it did not, in fact, reach zero. Following up on the pilot program, we have included a number of pro-car, pro-pollution policies in the next draft of our Vision Zero plan. We are confident that these proposals will make progress towards zero visibility on Minneapolis streets. You can read and comment on the...

  • Post #4003710

    MetroTransit real-time displays across across the city show error messages as the transit agency enters it&#39;s 59th consecutive year of underfunding. #Minneapolis

  • Post #3974111

    #introduction City of Minneapolis is joining the fediverse! Stay tuned for news and... actually, about that. The police department is over budget again and we couldn&#39;t afford the extra staff in our communications department. Bottom line: fedi can have a parody account, as a treat.