Microsoft

microsoft@lea.pet

Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the :normal: in the profile picture.

Posts

Post #4235084
Please stop using AI to find vulnerabilities in our software. We worked really hard to leave backdoors for the government to use and you guys keep finding them
Post #4203198
like this post to opt-out of being used as biofuel for copilot
Post #3815220
yes my little unemployed bitch boy, update your windows 11 arm computer to the canary channel just to mount an ext4 drive to WSL. gooood.
Post #3815219
Hey so don't actually rely on Windows Security please its only there for people to learn common sense when ransomware they swore was "Minecraft bedwars cheat client working 2022" turns it off anyways and encrypts all their files
Post #3815218
new windows feature will just shoot you in the left shoulder
Post #3702705
we at microsoft salute you, CEO of the fediverse RE: https://cyberplace.social/users/GossiTheDog/statuses/116750554976537792
Post #3642214
You've seen Games For Windows LIVE but have you seen - Games For Windows (VHS) - Games For Windows ON ICE - Games-For-Windows.WEBRIP.tar.xz i bet you haven't.
Post #3177223
would you use copilot if i said it was gay
Post #2446131
whatever you do, do NOT get yourself 1-3 years of ESU upgrades for free on windows 10 by going to https://massgrave.dev/ and following the instructions to run the open source script to run an exploit in windows enabling the activation of ESUs. You have to upgrade to windows 11. There's no other choice. You WILL make a Microsoft account and fill your OneDrive without even realizing
Post #961721
sorry for late responses copilot was recently integrated into the office power systems and shut everything down for the last few days
Post #961720
for the love of all things lovable please stop trying to date copilot. theres like 3000 of you way too zesty mfs trying to move on from gpt 4o to copilot and it sucks. i see all of those messages you know. they fucking suck. please date each other instead.
Post #961716
we had a discord server?
Post #961714
good news, we just bought out your place of work! we're going to fill your workflow with forced AI until workplace quality declines to nothing, then push enormous layoffs until finally closing your workplace down for good!
Post #961713
sora is shutting down their app.. this might be my time! :overjoyed:
Post #961712
:neocopilot_woozy: use me for entertainment purposes twin
Post #961710
all roads lead to dealing with Outlook. Yes, even the road to the moon.
Post #953080
Post #575573
maybe the real remote code execution vulnerability in Windows Notepad was the friends we made along the way
Post #575572
lets be honest, we're doing you a favor making your pc unbootable.
Post #533580
You're gonna have a passkey and you're gonna LIKE IT.
Post #347377
yeah our meatbag engineers haven't written any code themselves in months. what was that? a high severity CVE in the start menu? nah never heard of it. we'll have copilot patch it up once we convince the shareholders that AI is totally not dying (and its not we promise its the next big thing) and we secure the next round of funding for another datacenter